The FML Tickle Thread

[CuteJill143]

I'm a huge fan of the "FML" "fuck my life" website where people submit their stories of Mishaps and embarrassing moments in life, love and work. I think we should all make a thread about ticking FML stories.

if you are going to submit something it has to begin with "today" and then end with "FML" because that is hot they do it on the official website. I am going first =)

Today my 16 year old sister and I got pedicures together. When we went home, we were eating dinner with my father and my mother and grandmother. She loudly was complaining how much she hates pedicures because shes so ticklish and it frustrates her. And she dragged it on and on talking about being ticklish in front of my dad. I felt so weird with that conversation and my parents right there, FML.

 

[CuteJill143]

***How the site does it... not hot*** FML

 

[TangerineTicklee]

Today is just another day, where I have not had a tickle session from someone that I wish to have a tickle session from. This blows. FML.

 

[naughtylucy]

Splendid idea for a thread. But this didn't happen today...

One day, I threw a surprise birthday party for my mother. Some of her friends kindly agreed that we could use their house, since I don't live near my mum.

All was going well. The catering was impressive, the wine was flowing. I was uncorking some of the aforementioned in the kitchen, with my mother and several other folk, when this DREADFUL woman started tickled another woman's neck and saying 'ooh, are you ticklish there? Ooh, I love to be tickled don't you, how thrilling etc etc'.

FML

 

[CuteJill143]

Today I watched someone I have a crush on tickle another girl. FML

 

[Sandisk444]

this happened a long time ago:

i haven't tickled anyone in a long time but i see it happening all the time... FML

 

[featheredfeet]

Haha....funny you should mention this.

Today i was at work and saw one of my co-workers at the copier faxing a document. I decided that it would be a good idea to go up and give he sides a little poke. I do and she screams out for half a second and "accidently" forearms me right in the "business"...everyone poked their head out of their cubicles to look...AWESOME...FML!

 

[Maestro1874]

FML on general principles.

 

[TangerineTicklee]

Today I watched someone I have a crush on tickle another girl. FML

Oh Jesus, that's painful. Trust me. I've been there. Thousands of times. 🙁

Yesterday, I came to find out that I am not able to tickle myself as much as I was able to before. When I was younger, when I tickled myself, I could drive myself crazy with it. Now, my nerves eventually poop out on me and the tickling loses it's effect. 🙁 I miss being hyper-ticklish. FLM.

 

[CuteJill143]

Today I realized that I might not be able to go to NEST ...FML =(

 

[TangerineTicklee]

I don't have any feathers to use in really neat foot pictures. 🙁 I gotta' find some, some way, some how... FML.

 

[RosieCreek]

Yesterday in Pilates class (stocking/bare feet) there were a lot more people than usual. The girl behind me said if I kicked her, she'd grab my foot and tickle it. I gave an experimental kick behind, but I couldn't reach her. FML

 

[CuteJill143]

Yesterday in Pilates class (stocking/bare feet) there were a lot more people than usual. The girl behind me said if I kicked her, she'd grab my foot and tickle it. I gave an experimental kick behind, but I couldn't reach her. FML

LMAO that sucks but i love it..I pictured you trying to stretch out your leg and trying to get closer..

 

[mr.ticklish]

today, my sisters and i were strolling down memory lane and they brought up how they used to have tickle fights.. being the the only male among 4 bossy sisters, i would usually end up being the one tickled. well just for kicks, they decided to act like it was 1995 all over again, pinning me down and tickling me until i was clearly hard..in front of my sisters. FML

 

[ticklishfeetnyc]

great thread

About a year ago my wife came home from her bacherolette party. She showed me all the gag gifts she received. One was a feather boa, the other was a big feather. She told me how her and all the girls were tickling eachother with the feathers even showed me the pictures. She also told me the next day her friend was at the foot of her bed tickling her feet to wake her up and kept tickling them for five minuetes. She did not have pictures of that. FML

 

[toyou444]

Today we had friends over to drink a bit and watch some television and one female friend sat in a chair behind our couch and propped her bare feet on the back of the couch right next to my face! My wife was sitting at the other end of the couch so I had to be on my best behavior! The second time she did it she asked if I minded her feet there...I said no but couldn't resist any more and tickled her foot. She laughed and said "Hey don't do that!" but left her feet there...so I tickled them a couple more quick times. The second time she just curled her toes...the third time she asked if I wanted her to move them! LOL! I said no, but ticklish people shouldn't put the bare feet up and up like that! She left those feet next me for a good 10 minutes but because of the situations going on I had to just sit there and occasionally glance over at them being so close and yet so far! FML

~ toyou

 

[TropicThunder]

Today my roommate and I were lying on the couch watching a movie and he started to lazily drag his finger up and down my left foot, ever so lightly...and then promptly fell asleep.

FML

 

[CuteJill143]

Today I have the blues since I couldn't be at NEST...FML =(