The "found haiku" game

[subtle_feather]

Ok--this one is a bit of a challenge, but I am sure some of you out there are game.

The object is to "find" a haiku within a direct quote from a post another user has written somewhere else on the forum. Try to find an interesting set of seventeen syllables from your TMF friends! The word order must remain unchanged, but feel free to mess with punctuation.

I'll go first, with the one from CrystalLight that inspired me to start this thread--

LULz. I'm decent at HTML . What are you clusterfucking now, Viper?

Hence:

Lulz--I'm decent at
HTML. What? Are you
clusterfucking now?


Happy hunting!

 

[Bohemianne]

It's because my skull is like my type 40. Bigger on the inside

^
It's because my skull
is like my type 40.
Bigger on the inside

 

[subtle_feather]

^
It's because my skull
is like my type 40.
Bigger on the inside

Thanks for getting things rolling, Bohemianne

 

[subtle_feather]

^
DimpleToes: How sweet of you to drop by... Of course, as ladies, we should be quiet about the conspiracy. Hugsssss to you as well!

HDS: Aah, the sexy, powerful angel really pwned the heck out of the priest... Even Chef Tony couldn't agree more!

Of course, as ladies,
we should be quiet about
the conspiracy.​