bellystrokes
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Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company's
Christmas
Party. Jack is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn't taste like
alcohol at all. He didn't even remember how he got home from the party.
As
bad as he was feeling, he wondered if he did something wrong Jack had
to
force himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple
of
aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table. And, next to them,
a
single red rose! !
Jack sits up and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and
pressed.
He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order,
spotlessly
clean. So is the rest of the house.
He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring
back at
! him in the bathroom mirror. Then he notices a note hanging on the
corner
of the mirror written in red with little hearts on it and a kiss mark
from
his wife in lipstick:
"Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to get groceries to
make you
your favorite dinner tonight. I love you, darling! Love, Jillian"
He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot breakfast,
teaming
hot coffee and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table,
eating.
Jack asks, "Son... what happened last night?"
"Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and out of your mind. You fell
over
the coffee table and broke it, and then you puked in the hallway, and
got
that black eye when you ran into the door.
Confused, he asked his son, "So, why is everything in such perfect
order and
so clean? I have a rose, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me?"
His son replies, "Oh THAT!... Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when
she
tried to take your pants off, you screamed, "Leave me alone, I'm
married!"
Broken Coffee Table $239.99
Hot Breakfast $4.20
Two Aspirins $.38
Saying the right thing, at the right time PRICELESS
Christmas
Party. Jack is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn't taste like
alcohol at all. He didn't even remember how he got home from the party.
As
bad as he was feeling, he wondered if he did something wrong Jack had
to
force himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple
of
aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table. And, next to them,
a
single red rose! !
Jack sits up and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and
pressed.
He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order,
spotlessly
clean. So is the rest of the house.
He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring
back at
! him in the bathroom mirror. Then he notices a note hanging on the
corner
of the mirror written in red with little hearts on it and a kiss mark
from
his wife in lipstick:
"Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to get groceries to
make you
your favorite dinner tonight. I love you, darling! Love, Jillian"
He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot breakfast,
teaming
hot coffee and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table,
eating.
Jack asks, "Son... what happened last night?"
"Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and out of your mind. You fell
over
the coffee table and broke it, and then you puked in the hallway, and
got
that black eye when you ran into the door.
Confused, he asked his son, "So, why is everything in such perfect
order and
so clean? I have a rose, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me?"
His son replies, "Oh THAT!... Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when
she
tried to take your pants off, you screamed, "Leave me alone, I'm
married!"
Broken Coffee Table $239.99
Hot Breakfast $4.20
Two Aspirins $.38
Saying the right thing, at the right time PRICELESS
