Dear Idiot Driver:
The shoulder is not your personal passing lane. The fact that you squeeze by me and the retaining wall, all the whle with a cell phone plastered to the side of your head, makes me think you're an idiot. If you take off one of your wing mirrors, I will laugh. If you take off one of my wing mirrors, your insurence company will hear from me.
Flashing your lights and honking your horn at me when I am boxed in the left lane will not make me move to the shoulder to let you pass. In fact, doing this will most likely make me slow down and move to the right instead. I'm already speeding...sod off and ride my ------ until I move over.
Turn that God damned signal off if you're not going to turn. I do not like driving in formation with you for two miles wondering if you're going to make the change. And if I speed up to pass, don't decide that you must change lanes right then.
That is an exit only lane! There was a sign for it a mile and a half ago. Do not, upon seeing that you're going to exit, shoot back onto the freeway over a solid white line and cut me and several others off. An then, do not glare at me in your rear-view mirror like it was my fault. Shaking your fist at me only makes me laugh more.
Yes, I am aware that your Jaguar cost far more than my Neon. Yes, I know that your suit looks much better than my T-shirt and jeans. Yes, I know that your cell phone and PDA make you a very important person. No, I do not care. When you're on the road, you're just another driver. I will not treat you like you're special, and you should not expect it from me. Slow down, hang up, and ---- off.
I hate idiot drivers...
The shoulder is not your personal passing lane. The fact that you squeeze by me and the retaining wall, all the whle with a cell phone plastered to the side of your head, makes me think you're an idiot. If you take off one of your wing mirrors, I will laugh. If you take off one of my wing mirrors, your insurence company will hear from me.
Flashing your lights and honking your horn at me when I am boxed in the left lane will not make me move to the shoulder to let you pass. In fact, doing this will most likely make me slow down and move to the right instead. I'm already speeding...sod off and ride my ------ until I move over.
Turn that God damned signal off if you're not going to turn. I do not like driving in formation with you for two miles wondering if you're going to make the change. And if I speed up to pass, don't decide that you must change lanes right then.
That is an exit only lane! There was a sign for it a mile and a half ago. Do not, upon seeing that you're going to exit, shoot back onto the freeway over a solid white line and cut me and several others off. An then, do not glare at me in your rear-view mirror like it was my fault. Shaking your fist at me only makes me laugh more.
Yes, I am aware that your Jaguar cost far more than my Neon. Yes, I know that your suit looks much better than my T-shirt and jeans. Yes, I know that your cell phone and PDA make you a very important person. No, I do not care. When you're on the road, you're just another driver. I will not treat you like you're special, and you should not expect it from me. Slow down, hang up, and ---- off.
I hate idiot drivers...
