The Indian With One Testicle

[sole seeker]

There once was an Indian who had only one testicle, and whose given name was 'Onestone'. He hated that name and asked everyone not to call him Onestone. After years and years of torment, Onestone finally cracked andsaid, "If anyone calls me Onestone again I will kill them!"

The word got around and nobody called him that any more. Then one day a young woman named Blue Bird forgot and said, "Good morning, Onestone." He jumped up, grabbed her and took her deep into the forest where he made love to her all day and all night. He made love to her all the next day, until Blue Bird died from exhaustion. The word got around that Onestone meant what he promised he would do.

Years went by and no one dared call him by his given name until a woman named Yellow Bird returned to the village after being away. Yellow Bird, who was Blue Bird's cousin, was overjoyed when she saw Onestone. She hugged him and said, "Good to see you, Onestone."Onestone grabbed her, took her deep into the forest, then he made love to her all day, made love to her all night, made love to her all thenext day, made love to her all the next night, but Yellow Bird wouldn't die!

The moral of this story ... You can't kill two birds with one stone!

 

[milagros317]

Nice pun. *GROAN*

 

[Mastertank1]

The PUNishment goes on;

So there are other punslingers here on the TMF!

Get one of the official tee shirts; they say-

Incorrigible Punster: Do Not Incorrige!

 

[Dianatklee]

Very funny 😀

 

[His Divine Shadow]

I should have know better than to read a humor thread by the SS, but the title intrigued me. T'was most amusing, although a classically painful sole seeker pun.