A man walked into the women's department
of Macy's in New York City . He found a saleslady,
and told her, "I would like a Jewish bra for my wife,
size 34B."
With a quizzical look the saleslady asked, "What
kind of bra?"
He repeated "A Jewish bra. She said to tell you
that she wanted a Jewish bra, and that you would
know what she means."
"Ah, now I remember," said the saleslady. "We don't
get as many requests for them as we used to. Mostly
our customers lately want the Catholic bra, or the
Salvation Army bra, or the Presbyterian bra."
Confused, and a little flustered, the man asked, "So,
what are the differences? "
The saleslady responded. "It is all really quite simple.
The Catholic bra supports the masses. The Salvation
Army bra lifts up the fallen, and the Presbyterian bra
keeps them staunch and upright."
He mused on that information for a minute, and asked,
"So, what does the Jewish bra do?"
"The Jewish bra," she replied, "makes mountains
out of molehills."
of Macy's in New York City . He found a saleslady,
and told her, "I would like a Jewish bra for my wife,
size 34B."
With a quizzical look the saleslady asked, "What
kind of bra?"
He repeated "A Jewish bra. She said to tell you
that she wanted a Jewish bra, and that you would
know what she means."
"Ah, now I remember," said the saleslady. "We don't
get as many requests for them as we used to. Mostly
our customers lately want the Catholic bra, or the
Salvation Army bra, or the Presbyterian bra."
Confused, and a little flustered, the man asked, "So,
what are the differences? "
The saleslady responded. "It is all really quite simple.
The Catholic bra supports the masses. The Salvation
Army bra lifts up the fallen, and the Presbyterian bra
keeps them staunch and upright."
He mused on that information for a minute, and asked,
"So, what does the Jewish bra do?"
"The Jewish bra," she replied, "makes mountains
out of molehills."
