Apparently, the Muslim media are making fun of ISIS/ISIL/IDIOTS. Below is one of the jokes they have printed. Of course, now there will be a fatwah (or whatever it is) issued against me, and I will be hunted like an infidel dog by the likes of Cat Stevens...
A taxi driver picks up a jihadi. He immediately rejects listening to the radio because it didn't exist in the earliest days of Islam, a knock on the Islamic State group's literal take on the Quran.
The driver offers to turn on the air conditioning, but that too is rejected. "We can suffer as did our ancestors."
The jihadi finally criticizes him for answering a mobile phone.
Fed up, the driver asks: "Were there taxi cabs in the earliest days?"
"No! No! 1,000 times no!" the passenger answers. The driver responds by kicking out the jihadi and telling him to wait for a camel instead.
A taxi driver picks up a jihadi. He immediately rejects listening to the radio because it didn't exist in the earliest days of Islam, a knock on the Islamic State group's literal take on the Quran.
The driver offers to turn on the air conditioning, but that too is rejected. "We can suffer as did our ancestors."
The jihadi finally criticizes him for answering a mobile phone.
Fed up, the driver asks: "Were there taxi cabs in the earliest days?"
"No! No! 1,000 times no!" the passenger answers. The driver responds by kicking out the jihadi and telling him to wait for a camel instead.
