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been away for a while. Hope this isn't a repost:
The Lie Detector
A dad buys a lie detecting robot. It slaps people when they lie. He decides to test it at dinner...
"Son, where were you today?"
The son says "At school, Dad."
The robot slaps the son.
"OK, I watched a DVD at my friend's house!" the son says.
"What DVD?" asks the father.
"Toy Story."
The robot slaps the son again.
"OK, it was a porno movie" cries the son.
"What!? When I was your age I didn't know what porn was" says the dad.
The robot slaps the dad.
Mom laughs: "Ha-ha-ha! He's certainly your son!"
The robot slaps the mom.
The Lie Detector
A dad buys a lie detecting robot. It slaps people when they lie. He decides to test it at dinner...
"Son, where were you today?"
The son says "At school, Dad."
The robot slaps the son.
"OK, I watched a DVD at my friend's house!" the son says.
"What DVD?" asks the father.
"Toy Story."
The robot slaps the son again.
"OK, it was a porno movie" cries the son.
"What!? When I was your age I didn't know what porn was" says the dad.
The robot slaps the dad.
Mom laughs: "Ha-ha-ha! He's certainly your son!"
The robot slaps the mom.
