paracarl44
Wielder of 100 Feathers
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A Magician and a Parrot appeared nightly on a Cruise Ship.
Now the Parrot was owned by the Ship's Captain he was used in The Magician's Act.
After awhile the Parrot started to learn the Magician's Tricks. He would blurt out things like: "That's not the same hat", "The Flowers were up his sleeve",
"All of the cards are the Ace of Spades" etc.
Now this angered the Magician to his wits end, but being the Captain's Parrot he was unable to do anything about it.
One day there was a bad storm and the Cruise Ship sank. The Magician found himself adrift at sea on a piece of wood along with the Parrot.
The Parrot finally spoke up and said: "Okay, I give up now what did you do to the G******** ship"?
Now the Parrot was owned by the Ship's Captain he was used in The Magician's Act.
After awhile the Parrot started to learn the Magician's Tricks. He would blurt out things like: "That's not the same hat", "The Flowers were up his sleeve",
"All of the cards are the Ace of Spades" etc.
Now this angered the Magician to his wits end, but being the Captain's Parrot he was unable to do anything about it.
One day there was a bad storm and the Cruise Ship sank. The Magician found himself adrift at sea on a piece of wood along with the Parrot.
The Parrot finally spoke up and said: "Okay, I give up now what did you do to the G******** ship"?
