The mall theory

[yami]

Weird story one of my friends told in the mall parking lot after a Magic: the Gathering tournament.

The mall theory.

Basically, he had come up with the theory while riding shotgun in his friend's car, and had noticed the large amount of malls Calgary had.

The theory went something like, "Everything can be described as being a mall or not being a mall."

Then we went on and on about how "a car is not a mall"

"A computer is not a mall"

"Mall of America is a mall"

"You, my friend, sadly are not a mall..."

We could not diapprove the authenticity this theory, so we sent it to some random site.

Yeah, they rejected it. I think it was 'cause they thought we were high on crack. But, by the looks of my friend when he told me the story, he might've been on any number of drugs...

Meh... surely someone here can put the mall theory to good use.

"Everything can be described as being a mall or not being a mall."

Have fun. I'll just watch... and bake cookies, which, in case you were wondering, not malls.

Hmm... it seems that Tickle Theater is not a mall. TKLVR 18 is not a mall. Southcentre is a mall. George Bush is not a mall.

Condoms aren't malls, and sadly, you can't buy them from any stores in malls that I know...

(blah blah blah...)

 

[soleman3361]

lol. umm.. The only thing that can be a mall is a mall.. So nothing else could be a mall, unless they tagged on another definition to it.. I could make the same theory about a cup. A stereo is not a cup. You are not a cup. But this cup right here.. thats a cup. lol, interesting thought though.

 

[yami]

Yep. The point is to humourous. Or pointless, depending on your view.

Umm... a cookie is edible?

A stapler is inedible?

The grass that you step on... umm... umm... that might be edible? (Must check sources...)

The cup theory sounds just as funny. ^_^

 

[Senshi1]

I guess technically a stapler is edible, if you either a) had strong teeth, or b) melted it into an edible paste-form.

 

[Snail Shell]

The theory is sound, however it is not exclusive to malls, hence making the theory redundant. I am not a mall, but neither am I a cookie, stapler or edible paste. I am not strong teeth, though I do have strong teeth. Hence, strong teeth are not me, but one of many small units comprising me.

I think eccentric superhero The Question said it best. "All things in the universe have essential properties unique to it. A is A. And regardless of which dimension he comes from, Lex Luthor is Lex Luthor."

I'm hungry. Anyone wanna get a stapler with me? XD

Snail Shell

 

[TKLVR181]

I'm hungry. Anyone wanna get a stapler with me? XD

Sounds good! :laughing:

 

[Senshi1]

Peter Griffin: I am going on a hunger strike!! *pause* You gonna eat that stapler?

Executive: Mr. Griffin, you can't-

Peter Griffin: Wanna split it?

 

[yami]

Peter Griffin: I am going on a hunger strike!! *pause* You gonna eat that stapler?

Executive: Mr. Griffin, you can't-

Peter Griffin: Wanna split it?

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

"Must... waste... more... time..."

Any problem+fire=Solution! 😀

fire=mall?