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You gotta love Robin Williams......
Even if he's nuts! Leave it to Robin Williams to come
up with the perfect plan. What we need now is for our
UN Ambassador to stand up and repeat this message.
Robin Williams' plan...(Hard to argue with this
logic!)
"I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have
not heard of a plan for peace. So, here's one plan."
1) "The US will apologize to the world for our
"interference" in their affairs, past & present. You
know, Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Tojo, Noriega,
Milosevic, Hussein, and the rest of those 'good ole
boys', we will never "interfere" again.
2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the
world, starting with Germany,South Korea, the Middle
East, and thePhilippines. They don't want us there. We
would station troops at our borders. No one allowed
sneaking through holes in the fence.
3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their
affairs together and leave. We'll give them a free
trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be
gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of
whom or where they are. They're illegal!!! France will
welcome them.
4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and
limited to 90 days unless given a special permit!!!!
No one from a terrorist nation will be allowed in. If
you don't like it there, change it yourself and don't
hide here. Asylum would never be available to anyone.
We don't need any more cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers.
5) No foreign "students" over age 21. The older ones
are the bombers. If they don't attend classes, they
get a "D" and it's back home baby.
6) The US will make a strong effort to become
self-sufficient energy wise. This will include
developing nonpolluting sources of energy but will
require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan
wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for a while.
7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing
countries $10 a barrel for their oil. If they don't
like it, we go some place else. They can go somewhere
else to sell their production. (About a week of the
wells filling up the storage sites would be enough.)
8) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe
in the world, we will not "interfere." They can pray
to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain, cement or
whatever they need. Besides most of what we give them
are stolen or given to the army. The people who need
it most get very little, if anything.
9) Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island some
place. We don't need the spies and fair weather
friends here. Besides, the building would make a good
homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.
10) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school.
That way, no one can call us "Ugly Americans" any
longer. The Language we speak is ENGLISH...learn
it...or LEAVE
Now, isn't that a winner of a plan?
Even if he's nuts! Leave it to Robin Williams to come
up with the perfect plan. What we need now is for our
UN Ambassador to stand up and repeat this message.
Robin Williams' plan...(Hard to argue with this
logic!)
"I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have
not heard of a plan for peace. So, here's one plan."
1) "The US will apologize to the world for our
"interference" in their affairs, past & present. You
know, Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Tojo, Noriega,
Milosevic, Hussein, and the rest of those 'good ole
boys', we will never "interfere" again.
2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the
world, starting with Germany,South Korea, the Middle
East, and thePhilippines. They don't want us there. We
would station troops at our borders. No one allowed
sneaking through holes in the fence.
3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their
affairs together and leave. We'll give them a free
trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be
gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of
whom or where they are. They're illegal!!! France will
welcome them.
4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and
limited to 90 days unless given a special permit!!!!
No one from a terrorist nation will be allowed in. If
you don't like it there, change it yourself and don't
hide here. Asylum would never be available to anyone.
We don't need any more cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers.
5) No foreign "students" over age 21. The older ones
are the bombers. If they don't attend classes, they
get a "D" and it's back home baby.
6) The US will make a strong effort to become
self-sufficient energy wise. This will include
developing nonpolluting sources of energy but will
require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan
wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for a while.
7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing
countries $10 a barrel for their oil. If they don't
like it, we go some place else. They can go somewhere
else to sell their production. (About a week of the
wells filling up the storage sites would be enough.)
8) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe
in the world, we will not "interfere." They can pray
to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain, cement or
whatever they need. Besides most of what we give them
are stolen or given to the army. The people who need
it most get very little, if anything.
9) Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island some
place. We don't need the spies and fair weather
friends here. Besides, the building would make a good
homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.
10) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school.
That way, no one can call us "Ugly Americans" any
longer. The Language we speak is ENGLISH...learn
it...or LEAVE
Now, isn't that a winner of a plan?
