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The Newlyweds

TicklishLurker

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A man in his 80s married a young woman in her mid-twenties. Now, despite what people might have thought, she actually cared about her husband and his well being, so it was her suggestion that they sleep in seperate rooms and only spend an hour or two together for sex. She didn't want him to die too soon.

Well, on their wedding night he came, they made beautiful love, then he went to his room. Four hours pass and there he was again, ready to go. Two hours later he's knocking on the door again.

After his forth visit, his wife says, "Wow, here I was worried about your heart, but you're twice as virle as any man I ever dated. I've never made love four times in one night before!"

Her new husband then looks her in the eyes and says, "I was here before?"
 
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