There was a man who had worked all of his life, had
saved all of his money,and was a real miser when it came to his
money. Just before he died, he said to his wife, "When I die, I
want you to take all my money and put it in the casket with me. I want to
take my money to the afterlife with me."
And so he got his wife to promise him with all of her heart that
when he died, she would put all of the money in the casket with
him. Well, he died.
He was stretched out in the casket, his wife was sitting there in
black, and her frien d was sitting next to her. When they
finished the ceremony, just before the undertakers got ready to close
the casket, the wife said, "Wait just a minute!"
She had a box with her; she came over with the box and put it in
the casket. Then the undertakers locked the casket down, and they
rolled it away.
So her friend said,"Girl, I know you weren't fool enough to put
all that money in there with your husband."
The loyal wife replied," Listen, I'm a Christian; I can't go back
on my word. I promised him that I was going to put that money in
that casket with him."
You mean to tell me you put that money in the casket with him!!!
"I sure did," said the wife. "I got it all together, put it into
my account and wrote him a check. If he can cash it, he can spend
it."
saved all of his money,and was a real miser when it came to his
money. Just before he died, he said to his wife, "When I die, I
want you to take all my money and put it in the casket with me. I want to
take my money to the afterlife with me."
And so he got his wife to promise him with all of her heart that
when he died, she would put all of the money in the casket with
him. Well, he died.
He was stretched out in the casket, his wife was sitting there in
black, and her frien d was sitting next to her. When they
finished the ceremony, just before the undertakers got ready to close
the casket, the wife said, "Wait just a minute!"
She had a box with her; she came over with the box and put it in
the casket. Then the undertakers locked the casket down, and they
rolled it away.
So her friend said,"Girl, I know you weren't fool enough to put
all that money in there with your husband."
The loyal wife replied," Listen, I'm a Christian; I can't go back
on my word. I promised him that I was going to put that money in
that casket with him."
You mean to tell me you put that money in the casket with him!!!
"I sure did," said the wife. "I got it all together, put it into
my account and wrote him a check. If he can cash it, he can spend
it."
