milagros317
Wielder of 500 Feathers
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A man named Bob bought a remarkable parrot at the pet store. It was a parrot that could always tell if a person was lying and would immediately squawk out, "That's a lie!"
He brought the parrot home and explained to his wife, April, and son, Joseph, age 14, about the remarkable parrot.
For two days the parrot was silent. On the third day, at dinner, April asked Joseph, "Where did you go after school?"
"To the library," said Joseph.
"That's a lie!" squawked the parrot.
"Okay," said Joseph, "I really went to my friend Ben's house."
"What were you and Ben doing there?" asked April.
"Studying for our history exam," said Joseph.
"That's a lie!" squawked the parrot.
"Alright, alright," said Joseph, "we were watching porn."
"Hah!" said Bob. "When I was your age, I didn't even know what porn was."
"That's a lie!" squawked the parrot.
"It's not surprising that Joey is a little pervert," said April. "After all, he is your son."
"That's a lie!" squawked the parrot.
He brought the parrot home and explained to his wife, April, and son, Joseph, age 14, about the remarkable parrot.
For two days the parrot was silent. On the third day, at dinner, April asked Joseph, "Where did you go after school?"
"To the library," said Joseph.
"That's a lie!" squawked the parrot.
"Okay," said Joseph, "I really went to my friend Ben's house."
"What were you and Ben doing there?" asked April.
"Studying for our history exam," said Joseph.
"That's a lie!" squawked the parrot.
"Alright, alright," said Joseph, "we were watching porn."
"Hah!" said Bob. "When I was your age, I didn't even know what porn was."
"That's a lie!" squawked the parrot.
"It's not surprising that Joey is a little pervert," said April. "After all, he is your son."
"That's a lie!" squawked the parrot.
