The Picture

[bellystrokes]

After a long night of making love, Dick notices a photo of another man
on her nightstand by the bed.

He begins to worry.

"Is this your husband?" he nervously asks.

"No, silly," she replies, snuggling up to him.

"Your boyfriend, then?" he continues.

"No, not at all," she says, nibbling away at his ear.

"Is it your dad or your brother?" he inquires, hoping to be reassured.

"No, no, no! You are so hot when you're jealous!" she answers.

"Well, who in the hell is he, then?" he demands.

"That's me before the surgery."

 

[milagros317]

LMAO 😛
Oooops, rather embarrassing. 😀

 

[unclebill]

hmmm.....that joke may just be bad enough to make me run through a screen door......... or at least bump into it.

 

[bellystrokes]

hmmm.....that joke may just be bad enough to make me run through a screen door......... or at least bump into it.

Really!! I missed it!!!!

 

[Ticklemeslow]

Ok, here's something you "select few" people may find amusing. The other night, one of our cats "Butters", was scared by something in our house while eating from the cat food bowl, and bolted, and would have run into the screen door to the backyard, but instead he ran right through it, making a nice slice down the door and ending up in the backyard. So, at least the other screen door that everyone keeps talking about was not made to have a hole in it. After I had managed to get the cat back in the house, and calmed down at bit, Mark and I looked at each other, and just laughed, having another screen door story, or incident. We thought it was amusing, after the fact.

By the way, great joke.

hmmm.....that joke may just be bad enough to make me run through a screen door......... or at least bump into it.

 

[bellystrokes]

I tell ya, them screen doors are evil. Evil I tell ya, just pure evil!!!

 

[drew70]

Haha. I thought the joke was hilarious.

PS: Love the new signature picture!

 

[Ticklemeslow]

I agree with you there, especially since the cat made the hole in the screen door, the other day he went out the screen door that leads to the garage. When teenager used the garage door opener when coming home, thank goodness kitty got scared and ran towards the house and not into the street. Not good. Very evil screen doors are.

I tell ya, them screen doors are evil. Evil I tell ya, just pure evil!!!

 

[bellystrokes]

I would just stay away from them screen doors!!!! heheheeh

 

[Illtcklu]

Screen doors?!

The screening process is getting worse and worse all the time!

 

[luv2tikl]

Ok, here's something you "select few" people may find amusing. The other night, one of our cats "Butters", was scared by something in our house while eating from the cat food bowl, and bolted, and would have run into the screen door to the backyard, but instead he ran right through it, making a nice slice down the door and ending up in the backyard. So, at least the other screen door that everyone keeps talking about was not made to have a hole in it. After I had managed to get the cat back in the house, and calmed down at bit, Mark and I looked at each other, and just laughed, having another screen door story, or incident. We thought it was amusing, after the fact.

By the way, great joke.

I actually found it more amusing that your cat's name is "Butters." Don't ask me why, I just did, lol... I guess it just sounds funny to me (It's funny on south park too, to me at least).

 

[Ticklemeslow]

I actually found it more amusing that your cat's name is "Butters." Don't ask me why, I just did, lol... I guess it just sounds funny to me (It's funny on south park too, to me at least).

Thanks, I actually had sort of picked the name before getting the cat. Luckily his name works for him. He's 3 years old now, (and is also known as "butter bean", "beanie boy", and his full name is "Butters Leopold Scotch", which is Butters name on the show, except that Butters and Leopold are switched for my cat), and at the time, my friend's husband had found a mom and her litter of 6 kittens (that she ended up keeping until they could be adopted out), and she and I both ended up keeping a kitten, I picked the runt (I have a thing for the underdogs, if you will). Well, back to my point, at that time we were really into Dave Chappelle's show, so being that this kitten that I picked was/is completely black, so I named him "Chappelle". So comedy central is responsible for 2 of my cat's names. I am still a huge South Park fan also. It was cool to know that someone realized that I named him from a South Park character. Thanks.