A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender notices that the pirate has a steering wheel jammed down the front of his pants.
"Why is there a steering wheel in your pants?" the bartender asks.
The pirate grins at him and says, "Yar. IT'S DRIVING ME NUTS!"
"Why is there a steering wheel in your pants?" the bartender asks.
The pirate grins at him and says, "Yar. IT'S DRIVING ME NUTS!"