The Rapture

happydarwin · Jul 31, 2006

So God decides to end the world and he gathers the people in Heaven. He tells the women to go to St. Peter and to the men he tells them to get into two separate lines. One line for men who are dominated by their wives and the other line for men who are the leaders of their households. When he returns from other heavenly business the line for men who are dominated stretches on for miles and miles and there is only one man in the other line.
God says "What's the matter with you men? I commanded you to be the leaders of your households and control the world. There is only one man who has followed that? What did you do that enabled you to stand their?" He asked the single man.

"I don't know, my wife told me to stand here." The man answered.

HappyD

Tamia78 · Jul 31, 2006

HAH! Cute! :jester:

milagros317 · Jul 31, 2006

LMAO 😛
Very funny. 😀

sole seeker · Aug 1, 2006

LOL - damn cute!
This seems an appropriate addendum.

One day God was looking down at Earth and saw all of the rascally behavior that was going on. So God called one of the angels and sent the angel to Earth.

When she returned, she told God, "Yes, it is bad on Earth; 95% are misbehaving and only 5% are not."

God thought for a moment and said, "Maybe I had better send down a second angel to get another opinion." So God called another angel and sent him to earth for a time too.

When the angel returned he went to God and said, "Yes, it's true. The earth is in decline; 95% are misbehaving, but 5% are being good."

God was not pleased. So He decided to e-mail the 5% who were being good, because he wanted to encourage them... give them a little something to help them keep going.

Do you know what the e-mail said?

Okay, just wondering; I didn't get one either. :upsidedow