The real truth about women.

[stloldg]

I use to think that ladies had better hygiene than men, they always smell better, look better, and dress better. UNTIL, I got my first job as a janitor and had to clean the woman restroom. Damn, they are some of the filthiest creatures on God Green Earth.

Leaving items that should be place in plastic wraps and thrown in the trash can behind the rolls of toilet paper , squatting over the seat like a drunk humming bird depositing all type of matter all over the place. Than have the audacity to say that man are pigs. YA RIGHT. But I love you all just the same.

 

[TicklishLurker]

We squat because we're afraid of the germs on the toilet.

We leave things behind rolls of paper because we're embarassed to bring them out of the stall when other women are there. It's like "Hey! Look at me! I'm MENSTRATING! WOOHOO!"

 

[HeavenlyTickle]

This is exactly the reason I refuse to use public toilets.

 

[asutickler]

I hear you, man...


I used to work in a smallish retail store back when I was in college. Our janitor wasn't there all of the time, so occasionally I'd be notified of a problem with the restrooms. I sure as hell didn't get paid enough to clean up anything nasty or plunge, but i would go back, verify the problem, and hang an "out of order" sign on the restroom door. From this experience I learned that the women's restroom is a vile, filthy place... I saw every sort of nasty problem imaginable in there. Hell, one dainty lass went so far as to take a shit in the sink.

 

[german]

True, I have heard some nasty stories aswell

Kust

 

[lk70]

I use to think that ladies had better hygiene than men, they always smell better, look better, and dress better. UNTIL, I got my first job as a janitor and had to clean the woman restroom. Damn, they are some of the filthiest creatures on God Green Earth.

Well you know what it is....men carry their filth with them while we leave ours behind us...which is why we smell better, look better and dress better. Thanks for cleaning up after us, doll 😉

 

[stloldg]

Well you know what it is....men carry their filth with them while we leave ours behind us...which is why we smell better, look better and dress better. Thanks for cleaning up after us, doll 😉

Glad to be of service

 

[TKpervert]

Occassionally on the golf course I use the ladies shitter cuz the men's is occupied and I gotta go real bad.
I've noticed that the ladies' shitter always has a 'newer' porcelin appliance than the men's.

I surmise that this is because the porcelin appliance in the ladies' shitter
dissolves after a few month's use so must be replaced regularly. 😀 😀

Just a thought.

*ducks for cover*
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[lk70]

I surmise that this is because the porcelin appliance in the ladies' shitter
dissolves after a few month's use so must be replaced regularly. 😀 😀

Just a thought.

*ducks for cover*
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You are a wise man to duck...but you have to surface sometime. And when you do.....

 

[german]

Hold up, who said they dress better?

Kust

 

[drew70]

We squat because we're afraid of the germs on the toilet.

We leave things behind rolls of paper because we're embarassed to bring them out of the stall when other women are there...

Well, STLOLDG, the guilty party has spoken up! Mystery solved!

 

[lk70]

Hold up, who said they dress better?

Kust

stloldg did:

I use to think that ladies had better hygiene than men, they always smell better, look better, and dress better.

 

[isabeau]

Occassionally on the golf course I use the ladies shitter cuz the men's is occupied and I gotta go real bad.
I've noticed that the ladies' shitter always has a 'newer' porcelin appliance than the men's.

I surmise that this is because the porcelin appliance in the ladies' shitter
dissolves after a few month's use so must be replaced regularly. 😀 😀

Just a thought.

*ducks for cover*
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omg now there's an image.. must youc all it a shitter??? yuck....