The Scottish Lad

[bellystrokes]

There was a young Scottish lad named Angus who decided to try
life in Australia. He found an apartment in a small block and
settled in.

After a week or two, his mother called from Aberdeen to see how
her son was doing in his new life.

"I'm fine," Angus said, "But there are some really strange people
living here in Australia. One woman cries all day long, another
lies on her floor moaning, and there is a guy next door to me who
bangs his head on the wall all the time."

"Well, ma wee laddie," says his mother, "I suggest you don't
associate with people like that."

"Oh," says Angus, "I don't, Ma'am, I don't. No, I just stay
inside ma apartment all day and night, playing ma bagpipes."

 

[unclebill]

hmmm....I wonder if Angus would be interested in purchasing a Christmas tree for his apartment. I may have a deal for him. 😉

 

[bellystrokes]

hmmm....I wonder if Angus would be interested in purchasing a Christmas tree for his apartment. I may have a deal for him. 😉

You have heard of the Pied Piper: Maybe Angus can lure away your chipmunks.

 

[unclebill]

You have heard of the Pied Piper: Maybe Angus can lure away your chipmunks.

um, no I haven`t.......Why don`t you have a seat on my lap and tell me all about it. Oh, and take off your shoes.

 

[bellystrokes]

um, no I haven`t.......Why don`t you have a seat on my lap and tell me all about it. Oh, and take off your shoes.

You ain't gonna have those damn rodents bit me are ya?

 

[herotickle]

Naw, they're gonna tickle ye. Isn't it obvious?

 

[unclebill]

You ain't gonna have those damn rodents bit me are ya?

The chipmunks won`t, but I might.

 

[bellystrokes]

I think you all just might hear me yellin' AAALLLLLLLLVVVVIIINNNN!!!!!!!!!!

 

[unclebill]

I think you all just might hear me yellin' AAALLLLLLLLVVVVIIINNNN!!!!!!!!!!

In a moment like that, you can call me any name you wish, my dear. 😛

 

[milagros317]

LMAO 😛
Very funny, Bellystrokes. 😀

 

[lespieds]

You have heard of the Pied Piper: Maybe Angus can lure away your chipmunks.

Gonna lure away his neighbors

 

[bellystrokes]

Gonna lure away his neighbors

I got a few neighbor I wish would join the conga line.

 

[Mastertank1]

According to mastertank1's perverted dictionary;

A chipmonk is a cyborged member of a cloistered monastic order.