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The Snail

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A guy sitting in his living room, hears a knock on the door. Knock Knock Knock. He gets up, opens up the door...no one's there!

He happens to look down and he sees that there's a small snail looking back up at him. He crouches down, picks up the snail....looks around one last time, shrugs.... throws the snail back into the yard. Goes back in.

....THREE YEARS LATER....

The same guy, sitting in his living room, he hears a knock on the door...Knock Knock Knock.....

He gets up, opens the door....the snail looks up at him and says "Now what the fuck was that all about?!!!!"
 
Dad humor...love it. Seriously I am not being flippant. Stuff like this cracks me up lol
 
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