the "there's a possum" song

[melanie2]

the "there's a possum" song..sung to the tune of "There's a lobster in my pants" by the B52's..

"There's a possum out in back
and he is on a big attack


possum oooooooooo possum ooooooooooo

He is out there late at night
and he gives us quite a fright.

possum ooooooooo possum oooooooooooo

Now what is there to do
with a possum on the move

possum oooooooo possum oooooooooooo

Why in my state don't you see
we would fry him up for three"

 

[kopfhorer1]

It's actually "There's a monster in my pants" (go ahead, Fred Schneider, brag!), but what the hey!

'Possums are nasty beasts. And twice as dumb about walking into the path of a car as a deer!

 

[Duke Diablo]

So, wild beasts are roaming in the night with metal boxes?

EVERYONE, RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!! *runs away in hysteria*

 

[melanie2]

yikes i thought it was lobster lol...

and Duke...*spanks* :stickout