The Tickle Commandments

[DarthGrinn]

This was a topic that came up during a chat session, and it was suggested as a possible forum topic.

The idea is to record a list of commandments, that shall be the creed that we shall all abide by for the reset of our tickle-happy days! :drool

... Okay, well, they are more like a set of guidlines that can be bent and broken at will.

... Actually, let's just make stuff up for laughs and giggles. Feel free to use popular memes, idioms, sayings or quotes, and modifying them to suit your tickle-related theme of choice.

The first commandment, as decreed by Dalekfire:

Toes before bros...

My contributions:

1. Thou shalt not stop (unless a Declaration of Sanctuary is invoked)
2. Don't hate; titillate!
3. Tickle like you've never been tickled...
4. Never take your eyes off your ticklee... even when they're bound!

 

[dalekfire]

Thou shalt not focus on singular spots; mix it up!
Thou shalt not drive one's victim to insanity - just, the level right before that.

Oh, and the all-important:

Thou shalt not tickle so hard that it starts to hurt!

 

[Starkiller1]

Tickle unto others as you would have them tickle into you

 

[tickle_fan031]

HAha love it.
Thou shall make my lee squirm
Thou shall look for sign of sensitive areas and exploit them

Thou shall let my ler know my weakeness just so that they can take full advantage and bring me to the brink of insanity :lol

And my favourite...
Thou shall wind up my ler no matter what just to give them an excuse to tickle me more 😉

 

[DarthGrinn]

Some pretty hilarious ones xD Keep em comin!

A tickle a day keeps the doctor away
Thou shalt not covet thy neighbors ticklee

 

[xodlirv1]

Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's 'lee. (I break that one every day.....)

 

[DarthGrinn]

Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's 'lee. (I break that one every day.....)

We need to keep it challenging, by throwing a few in there that are impossible to keep by all but the most saintly of ticklers :lol

 

[DarthGrinn]

• Happiness is a soft art-brush
• A couple that tickles together, stays together
• Laughter is the best medicine (same adage, different implication)
• Tickle me once, shame on you. Tickle me twice and you're going down! (a tickler's perspective)
• Tickle me once, shame on you. Tickle me twice and shahahahaha! Omigad please stahahap! (a ticklee's perspective)

 

[Dovalys]

Thou shalt maintain long nails, purely for tormenting purposes.
Thou shalt keep an absurdly long memory when it comes to whom you owe a good tickling.
Thou shalt always keep an eye out for the opportune moment.

"There is no good and Evil, there is only Tickles, and those too weak to take it."
"Use the feather, Luke."
"You be careful - people with feathers cannot be trusted"

And lastly, that doesn't need to be altered a bit...
"I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse."

 

[DarthGrinn]

Thou shalt maintain long nails, purely for tormenting purposes.
Thou shalt keep an absurdly long memory when it comes to whom you owe a good tickling.
Thou shalt always keep an eye out for the opportune moment.

"There is no good and Evil, there is only Tickles, and those too weak to take it."
"Use the feather, Luke."
"You be careful - people with feathers cannot be trusted"

And lastly, that doesn't need to be altered a bit...
"I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse."

Hahaha! The second and third ones are so me. When it comes to tickling, I hold grudges! It's funny to teasingly remind one's ticklee of his or her transgressions as you carry out your sentence. "Why am I tickling you?! Remember two summers ago when you... I told you I was gonna get ya didn't I? Didn't I?! Who's laughing now, huh? You, that's who! Why stop? You obviously like to laugh so much!" I find that this often boosts their ticklishness, and injects a fair amount of humor into the situation.

And awesome quotes xD I imagine Yoda saying something like:

*Look attempts to tickle a sleeping rancor*

Luke: I can't. It's too big!

Yoda: Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my size, do you? Hmm? And well you should not. For my ally is the Feather, and a powerful ally it is. Laughter it creates, makes it grow. Ticklish beings are we, not this crude matter. You must feel the Feather around you; here, between you, me, everywhere, yes. Even between the claws of that rancor.

[after which Yoda proceeds to Force-tickle the rancor until it says "uncle" and scampers off into a nearby cave]

 

[Carnivore]

Thou shalt keep an absurdly long memory when it comes to whom you owe a good tickling.

As someone with a poor memory for such things... I'm not sure I like this rule. I'm also hesitant to ask how one receives penance for breaking the commandments.

 

[TKLVR181]

~Thou shalt honor the Safeword
~Thou shalt tease your lee
~Thou shalt use any and all tools you can find

(I'm sure I'll think of more 😛 )

~K

 

[tickle_fan031]

~Thou shalt honor the Safeword
~Thou shalt tease your lee
~Thou shalt use any and all tools you can find

(I'm sure I'll think of more 😛 )

~K

Hmmm what about thou shall stick my tongue out when I want to be tickled :lol