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I make no apologies for the length of this one. It is what it is.
But if you want to skip straight to the fun part, click here.
Otherwise, enjoy.
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The Tickle Sprite, pt. 4: In The Hay
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When Bethany awoke, the first thing she did was to look for the talisman – the right talisman, the one Alix had tipped onto the carpet the night before. She remembered exactly where it had landed, but there was no sign of it now. Her clothes had been neatly folded and placed on a chair by the dresser, but the silver talisman was nowhere to be seen.
Keeping her body covered with the duvet, she risked a quick glance under the bed. No talisman. Alix must have found a way to pick it up without touching it. Where had she hidden it? Bethany glanced around warily, half-expecting the sprite to pounce at any moment.
Then she heard movement from the kitchen. Cupboards opening and closing, plates being laid out. And the unmistakeable aroma of a cooked breakfast. What new trick was this?
She dressed quickly and went to investigate. Sure enough, there was Alix standing over the hob, poking a wooden spoon into a saucepan.
"Morning, sleepyhead. You know what time it is?"
Bethany was too taken aback to speak. She had never seen Alix wearing clothes before. The sprite was wrapped up in a grey, rustic-looking woollen dress, loosely tied around the waist with string.
Seeing Bethany's surprise, Alix looked down at herself. "What? I don't have to be naked."
"What... what are you doing?" murmured Bethany, still a little fogged up with sleep.
"Scrambled eggs. And toast. I would have done bacon but you didn't have any."
"But you don't eat."
"I know that. It's for you, moron. You and I have got some things to talk about."
This was all a little strange. Bethany returned to the most pressing question. "Where's the talisman?"
"Oh, that? I put it in your jewelry box. You should keep hold of it, it's pretty. Completely useless, though."
Bethany had been about to go and get it when Alix's last comment held her back. "What do you mean, useless? It worked on you last night."
"Nah, I was just psyching you out. I wanted to see what you'd do if you thought I couldn't touch you." Alix grinned with affectionate mockery. "And girl, you did not disappoint."
"You're lying," said Bethany. "Why wouldn't it work? I paid enough for it. It's specially enchanted for protection against tickle sprites."
"You got ripped off, honey. There's no such thing as tickle sprites."
This remark was met with a bewildered silence. Alix turned her attention to the toast, scraping off a thick layer of charcoal. "I've never actually cooked before," she said apologetically. "They make it look easy on TV."
"What are you then?" Bethany burst out suddenly.
"That's what I want to talk to you about. Come get some scrambled egg and sit down."
Bethany inched closer and peered into the pan. "It looks like mashed potato."
"Isn't it supposed to? Alright, forget the scrambled egg. But sit down anyway. I'm going to tell you a story..."
***
The late-morning sun rose above the hilltops, shining down upon a rough-hewn farmhouse in the centre of an isolated valley. In a dark room within, a few beams of sunlight filtered through the gaps in the shutters to fall upon a sleeping figure wrapped up in a blanket. The rise and fall of the blanket, and the tousled mop of dark hair on the pillow, were the only signs of life. Peace and silence reigned – until a call from below broke the tranquil scene.
"Zandra? Where are you? If you're still in bed..."
The figure groaned and pushed away the covers, revealing a bare arm and a pretty feminine face, disheveled with sleep. Footsteps sounded on the stairs, and a moment later the door was thrown open by an middle-aged woman in a sunhat and thick gloves. Seeing the swaddled figure, she gave a cry of exasperation.
"Zandra, I swear... When are you going to start taking some responsibility around here? You can't expect your father and I to shoulder the burden all alone. It isn't fair."
"I never asked to be brought here," the girl muttered, turning her face away. This was her stock response to such complaints, even though it had been almost twenty years since she and her mother crossed the ocean to join her father on the new continent. She had only been an infant at the time, and had no memories at all of her home country, but that didn't stop her pining for a life she could have had – a life that wasn't work, work, work, day in, day out.
Her mother wasn't interested in rehearsing the argument. She leaned against the doorframe and crossed her arms. "Now listen. Your father says there's a storm coming, so I'm busy dragging all the wood into the cellar, and he's gone to check that the cattle are secure. It's just occurred to me that I'm going to need the flatiron tonight, and your Uncle Ged still hasn't returned it. So I need you to go and fetch it before the rain comes on."
The dark-haired girl ground the heel of her hand against her eyes. "Do I have to?"
"Unless you'd prefer me to go, and you can shift the wood."
"Alright, alright. I'll go."
"Good. I expect to see you downstairs in five minutes."
***
"I'm confused," said Bethany.
"Be patient," said Alix. "It's a story. I'm unfolding the narrative." She was perched on the arm of the sofa with her feet up on the cushions, arms wrapped around her knees. Bethany was curled up at the other end, as far out of Alix's reach as she could get. Just in case.
"No, I get that, but... Zandra? What kind of name is that?"
"I know, isn't it awful? It's short for Alexandra. I always told people I'd rather be called Alix but it never seemed to stick."
"Wait." Bethany sat bolt upright. "The girl in the story is you?"
Alix tsked. "You've made me give away the ending now. Yes, that's me. I was once a real girl."
"So you're..."
"I'm not a sprite. I'm a ghost. This story I'm telling you took place right here, where the city is now, two hundred and seven years ago."
Bethany stared, trying to process this information. "Then why do you have such an obsession with... I mean, if you were a sprite I could understand it, but you're telling me you're just a... a really horny ghost?"
"Hungry ghost is the technical expression. A wandering spirit chained to earth by the force of its unfulfilled physical desires. In my case, an insatiable desire to... to..."
"Tickle people?" Bethany suggested.
"Well, if you insist," said Alix with a grin. In one fluid movement she leapt across the sofa and dug her fingers into Bethany's ribs.
"Nonostahahahahaha!" Bethany squirmed to escape, but she was wedged into the corner of the sofa. Taking full advantage, Alix wriggled a hand into her victim's armpit, forcing her laughter to an even higher pitch. After a few moments, she called off the assault, and the two of them collapsed into a giggly cuddle.
When she'd got her breath back, Bethany said: "That is not an unfulfilled desire. You do it all the time."
"How about you let me tell this story my way?"
"Okay." Bethany laid her head on Alix's chest and looked meekly up at her. "Why are you telling me this anyway?"
Alix seemed embarrassed by the question. "There's... something about you. I want to do more than just torment you. I want to get to know you – and I want you to know me too. And more importantly, I want to know you want me here. Now you know that I'm a ghost, you know how to get rid of me."
That was true enough. Sprites were hard to shake once they got hold of you, but ghosts? Ghost were easy. All you needed was some holy water and a bit of incense. Bethany pushed closer, felt Alix's grip tighten around her. "I'll never want to be rid of you," she said.
"Good. Now don't interrupt again or you'll be punished."
CONTINUED BELOW
I make no apologies for the length of this one. It is what it is.
But if you want to skip straight to the fun part, click here.
Otherwise, enjoy.
=============================================
The Tickle Sprite, pt. 4: In The Hay
=============================================
When Bethany awoke, the first thing she did was to look for the talisman – the right talisman, the one Alix had tipped onto the carpet the night before. She remembered exactly where it had landed, but there was no sign of it now. Her clothes had been neatly folded and placed on a chair by the dresser, but the silver talisman was nowhere to be seen.
Keeping her body covered with the duvet, she risked a quick glance under the bed. No talisman. Alix must have found a way to pick it up without touching it. Where had she hidden it? Bethany glanced around warily, half-expecting the sprite to pounce at any moment.
Then she heard movement from the kitchen. Cupboards opening and closing, plates being laid out. And the unmistakeable aroma of a cooked breakfast. What new trick was this?
She dressed quickly and went to investigate. Sure enough, there was Alix standing over the hob, poking a wooden spoon into a saucepan.
"Morning, sleepyhead. You know what time it is?"
Bethany was too taken aback to speak. She had never seen Alix wearing clothes before. The sprite was wrapped up in a grey, rustic-looking woollen dress, loosely tied around the waist with string.
Seeing Bethany's surprise, Alix looked down at herself. "What? I don't have to be naked."
"What... what are you doing?" murmured Bethany, still a little fogged up with sleep.
"Scrambled eggs. And toast. I would have done bacon but you didn't have any."
"But you don't eat."
"I know that. It's for you, moron. You and I have got some things to talk about."
This was all a little strange. Bethany returned to the most pressing question. "Where's the talisman?"
"Oh, that? I put it in your jewelry box. You should keep hold of it, it's pretty. Completely useless, though."
Bethany had been about to go and get it when Alix's last comment held her back. "What do you mean, useless? It worked on you last night."
"Nah, I was just psyching you out. I wanted to see what you'd do if you thought I couldn't touch you." Alix grinned with affectionate mockery. "And girl, you did not disappoint."
"You're lying," said Bethany. "Why wouldn't it work? I paid enough for it. It's specially enchanted for protection against tickle sprites."
"You got ripped off, honey. There's no such thing as tickle sprites."
This remark was met with a bewildered silence. Alix turned her attention to the toast, scraping off a thick layer of charcoal. "I've never actually cooked before," she said apologetically. "They make it look easy on TV."
"What are you then?" Bethany burst out suddenly.
"That's what I want to talk to you about. Come get some scrambled egg and sit down."
Bethany inched closer and peered into the pan. "It looks like mashed potato."
"Isn't it supposed to? Alright, forget the scrambled egg. But sit down anyway. I'm going to tell you a story..."
***
The late-morning sun rose above the hilltops, shining down upon a rough-hewn farmhouse in the centre of an isolated valley. In a dark room within, a few beams of sunlight filtered through the gaps in the shutters to fall upon a sleeping figure wrapped up in a blanket. The rise and fall of the blanket, and the tousled mop of dark hair on the pillow, were the only signs of life. Peace and silence reigned – until a call from below broke the tranquil scene.
"Zandra? Where are you? If you're still in bed..."
The figure groaned and pushed away the covers, revealing a bare arm and a pretty feminine face, disheveled with sleep. Footsteps sounded on the stairs, and a moment later the door was thrown open by an middle-aged woman in a sunhat and thick gloves. Seeing the swaddled figure, she gave a cry of exasperation.
"Zandra, I swear... When are you going to start taking some responsibility around here? You can't expect your father and I to shoulder the burden all alone. It isn't fair."
"I never asked to be brought here," the girl muttered, turning her face away. This was her stock response to such complaints, even though it had been almost twenty years since she and her mother crossed the ocean to join her father on the new continent. She had only been an infant at the time, and had no memories at all of her home country, but that didn't stop her pining for a life she could have had – a life that wasn't work, work, work, day in, day out.
Her mother wasn't interested in rehearsing the argument. She leaned against the doorframe and crossed her arms. "Now listen. Your father says there's a storm coming, so I'm busy dragging all the wood into the cellar, and he's gone to check that the cattle are secure. It's just occurred to me that I'm going to need the flatiron tonight, and your Uncle Ged still hasn't returned it. So I need you to go and fetch it before the rain comes on."
The dark-haired girl ground the heel of her hand against her eyes. "Do I have to?"
"Unless you'd prefer me to go, and you can shift the wood."
"Alright, alright. I'll go."
"Good. I expect to see you downstairs in five minutes."
***
"I'm confused," said Bethany.
"Be patient," said Alix. "It's a story. I'm unfolding the narrative." She was perched on the arm of the sofa with her feet up on the cushions, arms wrapped around her knees. Bethany was curled up at the other end, as far out of Alix's reach as she could get. Just in case.
"No, I get that, but... Zandra? What kind of name is that?"
"I know, isn't it awful? It's short for Alexandra. I always told people I'd rather be called Alix but it never seemed to stick."
"Wait." Bethany sat bolt upright. "The girl in the story is you?"
Alix tsked. "You've made me give away the ending now. Yes, that's me. I was once a real girl."
"So you're..."
"I'm not a sprite. I'm a ghost. This story I'm telling you took place right here, where the city is now, two hundred and seven years ago."
Bethany stared, trying to process this information. "Then why do you have such an obsession with... I mean, if you were a sprite I could understand it, but you're telling me you're just a... a really horny ghost?"
"Hungry ghost is the technical expression. A wandering spirit chained to earth by the force of its unfulfilled physical desires. In my case, an insatiable desire to... to..."
"Tickle people?" Bethany suggested.
"Well, if you insist," said Alix with a grin. In one fluid movement she leapt across the sofa and dug her fingers into Bethany's ribs.
"Nonostahahahahaha!" Bethany squirmed to escape, but she was wedged into the corner of the sofa. Taking full advantage, Alix wriggled a hand into her victim's armpit, forcing her laughter to an even higher pitch. After a few moments, she called off the assault, and the two of them collapsed into a giggly cuddle.
When she'd got her breath back, Bethany said: "That is not an unfulfilled desire. You do it all the time."
"How about you let me tell this story my way?"
"Okay." Bethany laid her head on Alix's chest and looked meekly up at her. "Why are you telling me this anyway?"
Alix seemed embarrassed by the question. "There's... something about you. I want to do more than just torment you. I want to get to know you – and I want you to know me too. And more importantly, I want to know you want me here. Now you know that I'm a ghost, you know how to get rid of me."
That was true enough. Sprites were hard to shake once they got hold of you, but ghosts? Ghost were easy. All you needed was some holy water and a bit of incense. Bethany pushed closer, felt Alix's grip tighten around her. "I'll never want to be rid of you," she said.
"Good. Now don't interrupt again or you'll be punished."
CONTINUED BELOW
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