THE TOP TEN REASONS WHY TRICK-OR-TREATING IS BETTER THAN SEX
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> 10. Guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.
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> 9. If you get tired, wait 10 minutes and go at it again.
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> 8. The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.
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> 7. You don't have to compliment the person who gave you candy.
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> 6. Person giving you candy doesn't fantasize you're someone else.
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> 5. If you get a stomach ache, it won't last 9 months.
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> 4. If you wear your Batman mask, no one thinks you're kinky.
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> 3. Doesn't matter if kids hear you moaning and groaning.
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> 2. Less guilt the next morning...and, the #1 reason trick or treating
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> 1. IF YOU DON'T GET WHAT YOU WANT, YOU CAN ALWAYS GO NEXT DOOR
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> 10. Guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.
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> 9. If you get tired, wait 10 minutes and go at it again.
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> 8. The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.
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> 7. You don't have to compliment the person who gave you candy.
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> 6. Person giving you candy doesn't fantasize you're someone else.
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> 5. If you get a stomach ache, it won't last 9 months.
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> 4. If you wear your Batman mask, no one thinks you're kinky.
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> 3. Doesn't matter if kids hear you moaning and groaning.
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> 2. Less guilt the next morning...and, the #1 reason trick or treating
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> 1. IF YOU DON'T GET WHAT YOU WANT, YOU CAN ALWAYS GO NEXT DOOR
