njjen3953
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According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, both male and
female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year.
Males drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late
November to December. Females retain their antlers till after they
give birth in the spring.
Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa's
reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolf to Blitzen, had to be
a girl.
We should've known.
ONLY women would be able to drag a fat-ass man in a red velvet suit
all around the world in one night and not get lost.
female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year.
Males drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late
November to December. Females retain their antlers till after they
give birth in the spring.
Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa's
reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolf to Blitzen, had to be
a girl.
We should've known.
ONLY women would be able to drag a fat-ass man in a red velvet suit
all around the world in one night and not get lost.
