the "useless accomplishments you are proud of" thread..

[isabeau]

here you can name the useless accomplishment that makes you proud lol..

i can hula hoop for one hour straight on an adult three pound hula hoop..andddddddd talk at the same time...wowowowowow...

 

[milagros317]

I solved the original 3 by 3 by 3 Rubik's cube. Totally useless. 😛

 

[isabeau]

i can read three books at once...

 

[milagros317]

I've made over 1,000 posts in one week on several occasions. 😀

(Currently in New Jersey posting via cellphone)

 

[isabeau]

i can post....talk on the telephone...drink skim milk....all at the same time..

 

[cettorpes]

I can play the guitar, a drum, and sing, or play the mouth organ at the same time. But nobody listens to it.

 

[milagros317]

I can recite obscure baseball statistics that nobody wants to hear. 😛

 

[Mz Chaos]

I can write as quickly backward in cursive as I do forward

(and I swear my penmanship is better backwards than forward)

 

[isabeau]

i can carry a gigantic load of laundry upstairs and not trip over the cat...

 

[C.K. Storyteller]

I twice won second place in a French poetry contest.

 

[milagros317]

I can memorize baseball statistics and then bore people by reciting them. 😀

 

[badreligion]

i took martial arts when i was 6 years old and i once beat up an adult when we sparred

 

[C.K. Storyteller]

I have 1,200 posts 😉

 

[Artoo]

I once solved a 6x6 rubix cube. Waste of time...

 

[RUNOFFSTAGE]

I can speak swedish 😀
(a totally useless language)

 

[Artoo]

I can speak in most british accents 😀

 

[RUNOFFSTAGE]

I'm the master of changing subjects while in a conversation about serious stuff...

 

[Artoo]

And I am a loyal apprentice...

 

[C.K. Storyteller]

I once got a reading award in kindergarten

 

[kered]

I taught my parrot Zook to tap dance.

 

[Saeria]

I went to work then i came home and then i ate a sammich and then i looked up pr0n on my computer and then i took a shower, then i said, wow i forgotted to feed the dogs so i fed the dogs and i did all this without using my time machine once cause i forgot to do something REALLY important...

 

[C.K. Storyteller]

I once was in a production of Romeo and Juliet

 

[Artoo]

I once ate 30 slices of pizza at one sitting!

 

[C.K. Storyteller]

I was voted "Best Actor" in high school.

 

[DimpleToes]

I was in several plays and musicals inhigh school.. yes, I have a good singing voice