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The "Useless info thread" take three

melanie2

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Rather than go thru my numerous threads trying to find my other two useless info threads, i'm just starting part three..any useless news you wish to share..

ok my cat likes to wait until i'm asleep..in the middle of the night..to create havoc..scratching at the closet door, which rattles...grr..upsetting the waste paper basket to chew on anything she can..hop up on top of me and sit there purring, then reaching out a paw to take a swipe at my nose..grrr

ok..why does my cold water tap run hot??
 
Cool thread, Izzy! (as usual) I wanna play too!

🙂 Now for MY bit of useless info: there are 336 dimples on a standard-issue golf ball. 😉
 
My cat likes to sit next to the fish tank and try to get through the glass, he pushes his paw at it and then looks confused when nothing happens. Every time, the fish will swim to the top as though they expect to be fed. Smart animals I have here 🙂

Also the thing on the end of your shoelace is called an aglet
and This '~' is a tilde.
 
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My cat insists on wating outside the bathroom, then when i come out she sits in there looking round with a little girl lost look on her lovely little face.

Next comes the stair cross over she won't go down one side oh no too easy insists on going from left to right so if iam wearing anything long i nearly fall over her.

Just when i thought i was safe and iam in a desperate hurry the dog rolls over for a belly rub right by the front door, i can't get out iam only slight, won't move till a spend a eternity pampering him then when were out he disapears into the wetest most dirty place he can find.

grrrrrrrrrr but i love them both ( i think) the older dog well he is perfect (boreing bastard)
 
Our newest addition (Russian Blue/Tabby) female likes to open drawers. Preferably my underwear drawer. Opens drawers of wife's bras and pulls them out. Same with my sock drawer.
Oh, yea, she likes to play with our 15 yr old calico. They run around like a pair of teenagers. And she's a meat thief. Runs off with meat wrapping paper when I'm cooking.
 
Fun fact: If you google "Herp" It says "did you mean: Derp?" I found it quite amusing. :3

Also... I cannot juggle 3 balls consistently for my life... but I randomly taught myself some tricks for juggling two rings in all of 15 minutes.
 
Crocodiles cannot stick out their tongue..

Nijinsky was a shizophrenic


and i invariably got into much trouble on Christmas Eve as a child..here is a pic taken after one incident, when i was hmm o about five maybe..or four..not sure..and trying to look angelic..
 
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Until 1997, the punishment for killing a panda in China was death.
 
Fiend said:
You CAN polish a turd. Thank mythbusters for that one.
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uh thank you for that useless bit of info..lol..

The top three annoying holiday songs, according to MSNBC are..

Santa Baby by Madonna

Grandma got run over by a Reindeer

and Last Christmas by Wham..
 
Week two of this crappy cold hanging on still..moved down to my chest..grrrr

Hubby started a new job today..last thursday he turned in his cell phone at the old office, wiped his shoes clean after crossing the threshold for the last time..and now has a job in which his talents and hard work are being finally appreciated..he deserves it..
 
isabeau said:
Week two of this crappy cold hanging on still..moved down to my chest..grrrr

Hubby started a new job today..last thursday he turned in his cell phone at the old office, wiped his shoes clean after crossing the threshold for the last time..and now has a job in which his talents and hard work are being finally appreciated..he deserves it..
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Hope you get better soon, and his job goes well, its nice to make a fresh start, big upset but after a while it all settles down.
 
It's important for skin safety to always use a sunblock with SPF 15 or higher rating.

This will be useful info many, many months from now for some of you. Just sayin'. :stickout
 
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Today i found that the bin men didnt take our recycling away and instead left a sticker over the top of it saying we had mixed glass and plastic together !

Come on ! it all goes to the same fking place so just take it.

Useless info: if u live in brighton (which is probs unlikely) dont mix glass with plastic in ur recycling !!!!! xD
🙂😢huh:scared:wub😛issed:drool
 
lol @Adam...

So i went to get the clothes out of the dryer...and found i had forgotten to turn the damn thing on....le sigh.
 
Eastern European peasants used to make wound dressings out of spiders' web. In fact, spider silk has antiseptic properties, so it wasn't such a bad idea.
 
The proper pronounciation for Jekyll as in Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde is like "Jeekl"
 
While ranch dip is heavenly with potato chips, it is less so on corn chips.
 
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