"Sometimes,when i reflect back on all the wine i drink i feel shame.Then i look into the glass and think about the workers in the vineyards and all of there hopes and dreams.If i didn't drink the wine,they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered.
Then i say to myself,It is better that i drink this wine and let their dreams come true then be selfish and worry about my liver.
Jack Handy
Warning: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering where your bra and panties are.
"I feel sorry for people who dont drink.When they wake up in the morning,that's as good as they're going to feel all day." Frank Sinatra
Warning: The consumption of alcohol may crerate the illusion that you are tougher,smarter,faster and better looking then most people.
"When i read about the evils of drinking,i gave up reading. Henny Youngman
Warning: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.
"24 hours in a day,24 beers in a case.Coincidence? I think not. Stephen Wright
Warning: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.
Then i say to myself,It is better that i drink this wine and let their dreams come true then be selfish and worry about my liver.
Jack Handy
Warning: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering where your bra and panties are.
"I feel sorry for people who dont drink.When they wake up in the morning,that's as good as they're going to feel all day." Frank Sinatra
Warning: The consumption of alcohol may crerate the illusion that you are tougher,smarter,faster and better looking then most people.
"When i read about the evils of drinking,i gave up reading. Henny Youngman
Warning: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.
"24 hours in a day,24 beers in a case.Coincidence? I think not. Stephen Wright
Warning: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.
