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The Wedding Dress

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The Wedding Dress

Jenny and Daniel were getting married, and it was only three days before the wedding. Jenny calls her mother with some bad news...

"Mom," she says, "I just found out that Daniel's mother has bought the exact same dress as you to wear to the wedding."

The bride's mother thinks for a minute. "Don't worry," she tells her daughter. "I'll just go and buy another dress to wear to the ceremony."

"But mother," says Jenny, "that dress cost a fortune. What will you do with it? It's such a waste not to use it."

"Who said I won't use it?" her mother asked. "I'll just wear it to the rehearsal dinner."


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Ah, mothers-in-law, the divorce lawyers best friend. Cute, funny joke. Thanks.
 
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