The "Which would you rather..." game!

[Budweiserbob!]

Hey hey. An idea derived from footphantasmagasm in the tickling thread, the "Which would you rather..." game. It's the same concept, just removing the need for it to be all fetish-i-fied. 😛

So basically (after answering the previous persons question), you suggest two possible events for another person to choose from, and they have to select which one they'd rather do. This game is better if you make the two events as equally difficult as possible. :lol

So here's one to start you off.

Which would you rather do:

- Kiss former President George Bush on the lips.
or
- Lick a Squirell.

 

[the_jimmy_james]

Lick a Squirrel. I could wash the squirrel and it would be clean. Mr. Bush is covered with too much dirt and slime 😉

Eat knives or chat online with someone from Dubai.

 

[Budweiserbob!]

If the person from Dubai is anything like the person who added me on MSN (who is from Dubai as well), then I'd choose eating knives.

Eating knives is less painful. >_<

Eat Beef and Vegetable Dog food
or
Eat Duck and Jelly Cat food

 

[Dr. Bill Kobb]

Given the choice, I'll set the table for: Eat Beef and Vegetable Dog food

Wouldja rather:

Climb a cactus

or

Spank a porcupine

:confused

 

[melanie2]

spank a porcupine..i'd wear gloves..:stickout

Would you rather

1. skydive nude or

2. french kiss a cobra

 

[the_jimmy_james]

Skydive nude!! 😀 Rarrrrr!

Would you rather swim in a pool of Seabreeze...

or

Ride a demented, possessed rollercoaster?

 

[Dave2112]

I'll go with the rollercoaster. 🙂

Hmmm....

Would you rather be strained through a chain-link fence, or wake up in the stomach of a goat? 😉

 

[Nekagiggles]

I think I'd have to say strained through a chain-link fence.

Would you rather work in a slaughterhouse or be sucked into a black hole?

 

[Dr. Bill Kobb]

I think I'd have to say strained through a chain-link fence.

Would you rather work in a slaughterhouse or be sucked into a black hole?

I'll roll with black hole (there's a remote chance I won't be crushed into a tiny speck of nothing and instead pop out in some fantastic parallel universe!)

Wouldja rather be:

bound & tickled while wearing a butt-plug

or

bound & zapped with an electric shocker

???

 

[melanie2]

bound and tickled while wearing a butt plug

Would you rather..

1. Be the main course at a Thanksgiving feast?

2. Jump into a tank of pirahnas..sp?

 

[Budweiserbob!]

The latter, simply as there is a slim chance of survival. ^^

Would you rather

- sit in a tub of ice cold water for 10 minutes
- sing nude in front of a small audience

 

[Nekagiggles]

Sing nude in front of a small audience. Ice water freakin' hurts, especially since I'm already cold all the time.

Hmm...
Would you rather be hit in the head with an electric guitar repeatedly or do 24 term papers in 24 hours?

 

[dalekfire]

Sing nude in front of a small audience. Ice water freakin' hurts, especially since I'm already cold all the time.

Hmm...
Would you rather be hit in the head with an electric guitar repeatedly or do 24 term papers in 24 hours?

I'd pick the term paper option if an actual grade isn't taken into consideration, as one totally crappy paper-per-hour doesn't sound that bad. I'd choose the first option only if the guitar were acoustic (have you SEEN what an electric guitar can do in L4D2?!?) Given the worst of both worlds, I'll have to pick the guitar option.

Would you rather...

a) Smear green jello all over your naked self and run screaming through a dense crowd of ravenous sexaholic gypsies for a full hour? Or...

b) Volunteer to eat all the jello off of the weird person who chose option "a", using nothing but a pair of plastic chopsticks?

 

[AiritheDestoyer]

I would perfer to do option A. Because first of all, I HATE green jello and second, I don't wanna eat anything off of someone I don't know. Ick.

Would you rather...

be slowly skinned alive, being medicated so you were awake to feel EVERYTHING

or

or be continuously branded with a hot iron like cattle for a year (24/7/365) while being medicated so you'd stay conscious in this scenario as well?

Choose Wisely!

 

[linktext1]

(b) because the first option seems like it would kill me, and I think over time the pain of branding would lessen as you got used to it (although if you had a hot brand on the same skin might you eventually burn through after enough time?)

Would you rather
a) Have your house burn down with your pets inside?
b) Hit and kill someone with your car?

 

[tickle_fan031]

Oooh yay I used to love playing this with my mates back in uni. fun times. :cool

(b) because the first option seems like it would kill me, and I think over time the pain of branding would lessen as you got used to it (although if you had a hot brand on the same skin might you eventually burn through after enough time?)

Would you rather
a) Have your house burn down with your pets inside?
b) Hit and kill someone with your car?

Have my house burn down with my pets inside. I love driving too much and if I hit and killed someone with my car I couldn't live with myself.

Would you rather have...
a) extremely bad tourettes OR
b) uncontrollable orgasms

 

[dalekfire]

Uncontrollable...orgasms.....!! O_O;;

Well, then again, I can see how that can be bad for your poor clothing...but I'd still rather have that. 😛 And at least I won't have to be yelling, "BOB SAGET!!!!" all day...

Would you rather...

a) Spend an evening tied up in any position and with any level of freedom, but without any tickles whatsoever? (TUGs) Or...

b) Spend an evening with lots of tickles, but with absolutely no type of restraint? (this includes being pinned down in any way, meaning you'll just have to sit/lay there and take it like that)

 

[QueenBeeBeeMari]

I will take the tickles aka option b.

would you rather
a)walk up the side of a building and enter through a window
b)walk up several flights of stairs

 

[ISTesla]

Squirrel. Easily.

 

[sadi]

would you rather
a)walk up the side of a building and enter through a window
b)walk up several flights of stairs

Normally, I'd take option b) I mean, lazy much, people? :stickout

But it we were going for a cool or 'bizarre' entrance, I think I'd go with a) How cool would it be to enter in authentic 'spy' fashion. 😀


Would you rather:
- be burned to death
or
- drown to death

(Think, think, think people! - And Dave2112, you can't answer this :lol)

 

[FeatherDaemon1]

Normally, I'd take option b) I mean, lazy much, people? :stickout

But it we were going for a cool or 'bizarre' entrance, I think I'd go with a) How cool would it be to enter in authentic 'spy' fashion. 😀

Would you rather:
- be burned to death
or
- drown to death

(Think, think, think people! - And Dave2112, you can't answer this :lol)

Personally I'd rather drown to death. At least there is DNA and hopefully a body left that they can resurrect via future alien technology. You can't do much with ashes. If I drown with no blood in the water then my body shouldn't be eaten by fish. At the very least I'd come back as some Lovercraftian water demon.


Would you rather snort grey goo through a straw?

or

Would you rather juggle marble-sized neutron stars?
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[QueenBeeBeeMari]

I will take option b though I cannot juggle lol.

would you rather
a) be sucked up into a tornado
b)have to try an surf a Tsunami

 

[FeatherDaemon1]

I will take option b though I cannot juggle lol.

would you rather
a) be sucked up into a tornado
b)have to try an surf a Tsunami

I would have to go with A on this one. When you get sucked up in a tornado you have a chance of ending up in Oz or some place cool like that.

With the Tsunami you really just end up bashed against the rocks on a beach in South East Asia with starfish stuck to your nether regions.

(I am assuming we are talking about the natural disaster Tsunami and not the goddess form of Sasami from Tenchi Muyo. I really wouldn't mind surfing that Tsunami.)

OK OK... Let's see.

Would you rather star in a cheesy horror movie?

or

Would you rather have a minor role in a hit reality TV show?
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[mikepd]

Grinch or sea sick crocodile

 

[FeatherDaemon1]

Grinch or sea sick crocodile

(You're kinda supposed to answer the previous question before asking your own... just sayin').
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