There are evil entities in my house, what do I do?

[Moses25]

Methinks it's time to call in some professional help...

Cheers. 🙂

 

[featherfingers]

Aw, don't bother any ghost busters, Moses. Just burn some sage. A friend of mine burned sage in the morning and by mid-afternoon his mother-in-law had left his house for good! Same thing you're going through, only his experience was more terrifying. Check this out:

http://www.guidancetochangeyourlife.com/sage.html

 

[venray]

Turn off the telly and they will disappear.....

 

[4Pawz]

Evil entities huh, well if you go outside, then they will be outside the house instead 😉

 

[Redmage]

Try getting more exorcise.

 

[RobAce]

CALL THE ORKIN MAN!!!

He will get rid the house of evil and with a service contract he will come regularly to keep them away.

Rob

 

[Ethical Edward]

If you're serious buy Spirits of the Earth by Bobby Lake-Thom and maybe even Native Healer by the same author. Native Americans have many ways to cleanse a house of evil.

 

[Headsnap]

Send the in-laws home. Problem solved.

 

[isabeau]

Send the in-laws home. Problem solved.

hahahah that is the best answer yet..

just deal with them..soon those pesky things will disappear and all will be well..

 

[Knox The Hatter]

Methinks it's time to call in some professional help...

That's the best idea you've had in many a day, Moses. Here, let me get you the yellow pages. Just make sure your insurance plan is accepted.

 

[bratgirl365]

take a bubble bath and invite them to join you maybe if you get to know them you can all live together in harmony!

 

[isabeau]

take a bubble bath and invite them to join you maybe if you get to know them you can all live together in harmony!

yea put on some romantic music...light candles..chill some champagne..i can see this having a happy ending...

 

[Capnmad]

Stock up on air freshners, and show maniactickler the door.

 

[His Divine Shadow]

You can't cave in like this! You have to stand up to them! Show the buggers who owns the house, hmm? Yell! Scream! Advance on the gnats threateningly! Part some waters! Summon some plagues! 😀 Above all, show no fear. Fear attracts more, no matter what manner of entities they are. 'Course, if it is the inlaws...well...there are some foes one simply cannot overcome. 😛

 

[Goodieluver]

Methinks it's time to call in some professional help...

Cheers. 🙂

Stop believing and they will go away

 

[OnnaOtaku]

On a serious note, I'm curious as to what these "entities" are doing to you or your house and how they're interrupting your life. The paranormal is a strong interest of mine.

 

[TicklishLurker]

I hear sprinkling salt water helps.

Now if it just got rid of fleas.... (Must've spent around $30 in sprays, carpet powders with flea/egg killers, flea collar.... and she wouldn't even had have them if our stupid neighbors would just spray their yard too!)

 

[Dussicar]

I'm afraid that the only solution is to burn your house down.


Besides. Exactly how long were you planning to go on pretending that you liked your livingroom curtains, anyway?

 

[TickledToDeath]

Play Barry Manalow music non stop for 12 days.

 

[isabeau]

Play Barry Manalow music non stop for 12 days.

uh oh..you are in major trouble now with TicklishLurker...tsk tsk tsk..

 

[TicklishLurker]

Play Barry Manalow music non stop for 12 days.

He's trying to get rid of them - not entertain them with the single greatest singer/songwriter/sex god in the universe.

Though Barry Manilow will probably turn them from evil to good. Because Manilow is magic.

 

[Tamia78]

I hear the Spice Girls will scare them away.......

Unless they aren't your garden-variety evil entities.....then it's time to pull out the big guns.......

"I'm too Sexy" by Right Said Fred should do it! If you need a copy of the song, just call!

 

[steph]

Yeah, either that or he'll end up in one hell of a nasty orgy!

Oh, screw it, who am I kidding--those folks who suggested the other bands are nuts--the ONLY thing that will work is to play "Mm-Bop" NON STOP.
Now, good luck, and thanks for all the cheez whiz!
XOXO

yea put on some romantic music...light candles..chill some champagne..i can see this having a happy ending...

 

[Dussicar]

Yeah, either that or he'll end up in one hell of a nasty orgy!

Oh, screw it, who am I kidding--those folks who suggested the other bands are nuts--the ONLY thing that will work is to play "Mm-Bop" NON STOP.
Now, good luck, and thanks for all the cheez whiz!
XOXO

Hey. I liked Mm-bop!

It was a damn catchy tune!

Not to mention that I thought the lead singer was quite a hottie...Until a friend pointed out to me that it was a guy!

Meh. I still think he's pretty enough to screw.

 

[steph]

LMAO!
Actually, I liked it too. But everyone I know hates it!
XOXO

Hey. I liked Mm-bop!

It was a damn catchy tune!

Not to mention that I thought the lead singer was quite a hottie...Until a friend pointed out to me that it was a guy!

Meh. I still think he's pretty enough to screw.