bellystrokes
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They Walk Among Us! =
> Some guy bought a new fridge for his house. To get rid of his old
fridge, he put it in his front yard and hung a sign on it saying: "Free
to good home. You want it, you take it." For three days the fridge sat
there without even one person looking twice at it. He eventually
decided that people were too un-trusting of this deal. It looked to good to
be true, so he changed the sign to read: "Fridge for sale $50." The next
day someone stole it. Caution...They Walk Among Us...
>
> ====================
> While looking at a house, my brother asked the real estate agent
which direction was north because,
> he explained, he didn't want the sun waking him up every morning.
She asked, "Does the sun rise in the north?" When my brother explained
that the sun rises in the east, and has for some time, she shook
> her head and said, "Oh, I don't keep up with that stuff." They
Walk Among Us...
>
> ====================
> I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call center. One
day I got a call from an individual who asked what hours the call center
was open. I told him, "The number you dialed is open 24 hours a day, 7
days a week." He responded, "Is that Eastern or Pacific time?" Wanting
to end the call quickly, I said, "Uh, Pacific." They Walk Among Us...
>
> ====================
> My colleague and I were eating our lunch in our cafeteria, when
we overheard one of the administrative assistants talking about the
sunburn she got on her weekend drive to the shore. She drove down in a
convertible, but "didn't think she'd get sunburned because the car was
moving."
> They Walk Among Us...
>
> ====================
> My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car it's designed to cut
through a seat belt if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the trunk. They
Walk Among Us...
>
> ====================
> My friends and I were on a beer run and noticed that the cases
were discounted 10%. Since it was a big party, we bought 2 cases. The
cashier multiplied 2 times 10% and gave us a 20% discount.
> They Walk Among Us...
> ====================
> I was hanging out with a friend when we saw a woman with a nose
ring attached to an earring by a chain. My friend said, "Wouldn't the
chain rip out every time she turned her head?" I explained that a
person's nose and ear remain the same distance apart no matter which way the
head is turned.
> They Walk Among Us..
> > ====================
>
> They walk among us, AND reproduce!
>
>
>
> Some guy bought a new fridge for his house. To get rid of his old
fridge, he put it in his front yard and hung a sign on it saying: "Free
to good home. You want it, you take it." For three days the fridge sat
there without even one person looking twice at it. He eventually
decided that people were too un-trusting of this deal. It looked to good to
be true, so he changed the sign to read: "Fridge for sale $50." The next
day someone stole it. Caution...They Walk Among Us...
>
> ====================
> While looking at a house, my brother asked the real estate agent
which direction was north because,
> he explained, he didn't want the sun waking him up every morning.
She asked, "Does the sun rise in the north?" When my brother explained
that the sun rises in the east, and has for some time, she shook
> her head and said, "Oh, I don't keep up with that stuff." They
Walk Among Us...
>
> ====================
> I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call center. One
day I got a call from an individual who asked what hours the call center
was open. I told him, "The number you dialed is open 24 hours a day, 7
days a week." He responded, "Is that Eastern or Pacific time?" Wanting
to end the call quickly, I said, "Uh, Pacific." They Walk Among Us...
>
> ====================
> My colleague and I were eating our lunch in our cafeteria, when
we overheard one of the administrative assistants talking about the
sunburn she got on her weekend drive to the shore. She drove down in a
convertible, but "didn't think she'd get sunburned because the car was
moving."
> They Walk Among Us...
>
> ====================
> My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car it's designed to cut
through a seat belt if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the trunk. They
Walk Among Us...
>
> ====================
> My friends and I were on a beer run and noticed that the cases
were discounted 10%. Since it was a big party, we bought 2 cases. The
cashier multiplied 2 times 10% and gave us a 20% discount.
> They Walk Among Us...
> ====================
> I was hanging out with a friend when we saw a woman with a nose
ring attached to an earring by a chain. My friend said, "Wouldn't the
chain rip out every time she turned her head?" I explained that a
person's nose and ear remain the same distance apart no matter which way the
head is turned.
> They Walk Among Us..
> > ====================
>
> They walk among us, AND reproduce!
>
>
>
