things that don't make sense

[classy]

how come we drive on the parkway and park in the driveway?

Would love to see if you have any quotes with mixed meanings or silly questions like that one.

 

[badreligion]

If you choke a smurf , what color does it turn ?

 

[ticklishmikey]

Oh boy here we go. You are opening the flood gates bud. I have a million of these.

How do you grow a batch of seedless watermelons?

 

[milagros317]

Why are suits put into a garment bag and garments into a suitcase? 😀

 

[kered]

A hot water heater....why should I have to heat already hot water?

 

[General Zod]

Any threads made by Bugman

 

[milagros317]

If you want firewood you might chop down a tree but then you have to chop it up. 😛

 

[kered]

Why is it I have to find a child to open my child-proof caps on bottles?

 

[milagros317]

Why does invisible mean the opposite of visible but inflammable means the same as flammable? 😛

 

[General Zod]

Why did kamikaze pilots wear crash helmerts?

 

[kered]

Why do laws apply to everyone except those in Congress?

 

[Mz Chaos]

Why is there a light in the fridge but not in the freezer?

 

[paracarl44]

Do woodchucks really chuck wood?

 

[stroker]

Why are great events described as extra ordinary.