Things you don't want to hear in surgery...

[Mufasa]

hmmm... did i take Dayquil or Nyquil this morning?

 

[luvgirlsfeet]

DR. Wall Sorry Mr Greene we couldnt save your leg

Mr Greene: Dr. Wall I have a detatched retina

 

[TicklishGrl4Lfe]

What are all these tools for?

I shouldn't be here, I'm not a surgeon!

Whoops, my hand slipped and I cut the wrong tube!

I forgot to wash my hands!

 

[Mufasa]

huh? do they always bleed like that>?

 

[luvgirlsfeet]

i'll be back in 15 Minutes

 

[TicklishGrl4Lfe]

Ouch I just cut my finger and the blood dripped into the incision! What's worse is I have HIV.....whoops!

 

[Mufasa]

hmmm... thats weird

 

[luvgirlsfeet]

Dr Nick: Hi Everybody

Everybody: Hi Dr Nick

( from The Simpsons )

 

[TicklishGrl4Lfe]

We don't have any blood for this blood transfusion?

Awww I dropped my smoothie!

You ddin't numb her first?!?!?!??!

 

[Mufasa]

Dear Lord, Help me through my first surgery.

 

[Ronley]

Anyone know if this is a paralytic or an anesthetic?

 

[luvgirlsfeet]

I just got Diploma via the fax machine