A guy goes to the supermarket and notices a beautiful blond woman wave
at him and say hello. He's rather taken aback, because he can't place
where
he knows her from. So he says, "Do you Know me?" To which she replies,
"I think you're the father of one of my kids."
Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to
his
wife and says, "My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I
laid on the pool table with all my buddies watching, while your partner
whipped
my butt with wet celery and then stuck a carrot up my butt???"
She looks into his eyes and calmly says, "No, I'm your son's math teacher."
at him and say hello. He's rather taken aback, because he can't place
where
he knows her from. So he says, "Do you Know me?" To which she replies,
"I think you're the father of one of my kids."
Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to
his
wife and says, "My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I
laid on the pool table with all my buddies watching, while your partner
whipped
my butt with wet celery and then stuck a carrot up my butt???"
She looks into his eyes and calmly says, "No, I'm your son's math teacher."
