This is a REAL crab!

[TMF Jeff]

The coconut crab, so called because it can crack open a coconut with its claws.

 

[Wildtime]

Geez, the "Deadliest Catch" show has it all wrong, maybe they ought to lay a bunch of garbage cans out and round up a few of these bad boys. My ex has another way to catch crabs, but that's another story...

 

[Beckers]

I thought we had a deal with the ocean, we don't pollute it and they don't bring their freaky creatures to the surface.

 

[Deleted member 66627]

omfgkillit

 

[Kunzite]

It would be amusing if it tasted good with coconut batter. But then, what doesn't?

 

[Cosmo_ac]

ooooh...tasty...me want on a dish with a side of garlic butter!

 

[thetmfobserver]

This should be shown to all middle school health classes. "Practice safe sex, or you might find one of these in your pants!"

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What's that?

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Different kind of crab?

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Oh. Never mind.

 

[kis123]

All I need is a shotgun and a pound of butter......I'll eat for at least a week!

But if I miss, looks like he could make me his dinner!

 

[C.A.B.]

goddamn 3 year old thread!!! Now I want hot buttered crab.


fuck

 

[milagros317]

That is one fucking big crab. 😱

 

[Bizkit]

Holy hell, look at that thing! That can't be real, and if it is, I bet it tastes pretty good ...lol...