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This item demonstrates how stupid the average American is.

devious222

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This item demonstrates how stupid the average American is. Every 90 min. someone in the country is hit by a train. a train, okay? Trains are on tracks; they can't come and get you. They can't suprise you when you step off a curb. You have to go to them. Got that?
:usa:
 
Do you have any references?


Any idea how many are suicides compared to accidents?


Any clue how many were children?


Any idea how many were in their cars compared to walking too close to the tracks?


Or are you just trolling for attention?
 
Do you have any references?


Any idea how many are suicides compared to accidents?


Any clue how many were children?


Any idea how many were in their cars compared to walking too close to the tracks?


Or are you just trolling for attention?

Okaaay ? killing your self is one thing but people who try to out run trains is another story.:upsidedow
 
Let's back up and start from the top.

Where did you get your statistic that someone in America is killed by a train every 90 minutes?
 
The thing about statistics is that 47% of them are made up on the spot.
 
A real train or a toy train? Commuter or freight?

:pillowfight:
 
This item demonstrates how stupid the average American is. Every 90 min. someone in the country is hit by a train. a train, okay? Trains are on tracks; they can't come and get you. They can't suprise you when you step off a curb. You have to go to them. Got that?
:usa:

I don't know if I'm more upset by the blatant anti-Americanism, the misunderstanding of the statistic, or just the fact that the OP continues to post these attempts at humor in the general discussion section instead of the humor section...
 
I don't know if I'm more upset by the blatant anti-Americanism, the misunderstanding of the statistic, or just the fact that the OP continues to post these attempts at humor in the general discussion section instead of the humor section...

I think I'm more upset at the fact that none of them are his, and that none of them are even remotely clever.
 
Do you have any references?


Any idea how many are suicides compared to accidents?


Any clue how many were children?


Any idea how many were in their cars compared to walking too close to the tracks?


Or are you just trolling for attention?

Thank you sir!
 
One day, I was eating at BK and I realized my burger was raw. I then deemed it worthless.
 
Someone either commits suicide or accidentally falls into subway trains fairly often in NYC. It usually doesn't make front page news when it happens. The 90 minute stat seems like bull, but getting hit by a train isn't as rare as you'd think.
 
Or are you just trolling for attention?

No he's just demonstrating how he's part of the group he's putting down 🙂

Someone either commits suicide or accidentally falls into subway trains fairly often in NYC. It usually doesn't make front page news when it happens. The 90 minute stat seems like bull, but getting hit by a train isn't as rare as you'd think.

That means roughly 6000 people die per year. That looks possible considering this article: http://www.usatoday.com/news/nation/2010-04-04-train-peds_N.htm

Based on their estimates, you're looking at about 1000 train deaths in the US per year if they mean what they're saying by their statistics. Now does this include subways? If not, I imagine the 6000 deaths per year may be accurate.

Oh and by the way devious222, well done laughing at children dying and people attempting suicide. Classy.
 
Let's not be too rough on him.

He literally doesn't have the capacity to fully understand what he's posting. I would be more inclined to believe that he found this on Google somewhere. I say this almost exclusively based on the fact that I have read what is typed by him, and I have never, ever seen him use a period properly, let alone a semi-colon.
 
Let's not be too rough on him.

He literally doesn't have the capacity to fully understand what he's posting. I would be more inclined to believe that he found this on Google somewhere. I say this almost exclusively based on the fact that I have read what is typed by him, and I have never, ever seen him use a period properly, let alone a semi-colon.

If the English language made any sense, a catastrophe would be an apostrophe with fur.
 
If the English language made any sense, a catastrophe would be an apostrophe with fur.

Actually, it would be an 'astrophe' with fur. The word 'apostrophe' is not anywhere in the word 'catastrophe'.
 
This item demonstrates how stupid the average American is. Every 90 min. someone in the country is hit by a train. a train, okay? Trains are on tracks; they can't come and get you. They can't suprise you when you step off a curb. You have to go to them. Got that?
:usa:

It's all baseless. :bsflag:
 
One every 90 minutes would be over 5,800 per year. That sounds high to me. Where did you get the data?


The thing about statistics is that 47% of them are made up on the spot.

Very amusing. 😛
 
This item demonstrates how stupid the average American is. Every 90 min. someone in the country is hit by a train. a train, okay? Trains are on tracks; they can't come and get you. They can't suprise you when you step off a curb. You have to go to them. Got that?
:usa:

Do you honestly believe getting hit by a train ONLY happens in the US? What about Canada or Europe or other countries that have trains? :facepalm:
 
Well you guys don't understand, Americans are SOOOOOO STUPID!!

We Americans are told that so often, usually by people from other countries, way too many times by fellow Americans who think they're obviously above it all in their genius.

So, the second you leave America and go to ANY other nation, you immediately encounter towering geniuses every two feet.....

Yeah, right.

In other countries, no one every gets hit by a train, or gets in a car accident, or can't read, etc. etc. etc. They're all history buffs too.
 
Or he might be just messing with you and having a pretty good laugh while reading all this...
 
Well, this is actually more complicated than you'd expect. In my opin- OH SHIT A TRAIN
 
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