bellystrokes
3rd Level Yellow Feather
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A man walked into a pet store looking for a new pet for his wife.
So he asked the salesman for some assistance. The sales guy brought the
man to a parrot in the back.
"Now this is the perfect pet for your wife, Chet is a very special
animal" the salesman said.
"What makes him so special?" the man asked.
The salesman took a lighter from his pocket and held it under the
Chet's right foot, and Chet started to sing "Jingle bells, jingle bells.." andthen the salesman held the lighter under is left foot and Chet started to
sing "Deck the halls..."
So the man asked, "What happens if you hold the lighter between his
feet?"
"Well I don't know" answered the salesman.
So he holds the lighter between the parrot's legs and instantly Chet
began to sing..."Chet's nuts roasting on an open fire..."
So he asked the salesman for some assistance. The sales guy brought the
man to a parrot in the back.
"Now this is the perfect pet for your wife, Chet is a very special
animal" the salesman said.
"What makes him so special?" the man asked.
The salesman took a lighter from his pocket and held it under the
Chet's right foot, and Chet started to sing "Jingle bells, jingle bells.." andthen the salesman held the lighter under is left foot and Chet started to
sing "Deck the halls..."
So the man asked, "What happens if you hold the lighter between his
feet?"
"Well I don't know" answered the salesman.
So he holds the lighter between the parrot's legs and instantly Chet
began to sing..."Chet's nuts roasting on an open fire..."
