Limeoutsider
1st Level Green Feather
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- Nov 6, 2002
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Life is sexually transmitted.
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>Good Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
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>Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the
>Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.
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>Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of
>nothing.
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>Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.
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>All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to
>criticism.
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>Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a
>substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents?
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>In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is
>weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
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>Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to
>realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.
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>I had amnesia once -- or twice.
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>Protons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic.
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>All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
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>If the world were a logical place, men would ride horses sidesaddle.
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>What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free?
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>They told me I was gullible .. and I believed them.
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>Teach a child to be polite and courteous in the home and, when he grows up,
>he'll never be able to merge his car onto a freeway.
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>Two can live as cheaply as one, for half as long.
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>Experience is the thing you have left when everything else is gone.
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>What if there were no hypothetical questions?
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>One nice thing about egotists: They don't talk about other people.
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>A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.
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>I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.
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>The cost of living hasn't affected its popularity.
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>Is Marx 's tomb a communist plot?
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>Show me a man with both feet firmly on the ground, and I'll show you a man
>who can't get his pants off.
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>It's not an optical illusion. It just looks like one.
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>Is it my imagination or do buffalo wings taste like chicken?
