A Frenchman, an Englishman and a New Yorker were exploring the jungle and were captured by a fierce tribe. As they sat in a hut awaiting their fate, the chief comes to them and says, "The bad news is that now that we`ve caught you, we`re going to kill you and use your skins to build a canoe. The good news is that you get to choose how to die."
The Frenchman says, "I take ze poison." The chief gives him some poison, the Frenchman says, "Vive la France!" and drinks it down.
The Englishman says, "A pistol for me, please." The chief gives him a pistol, he points it at his head and says, "God save the Queen!" and blows his brains out.
The New Yorker says, "Gimme a fork." The chief is puzzled, but he shrugs his head and gives him a fork. The New Yorker takes the fork and starts stabbing himself all over....the stomach, the sides, the chest, everywhere. There`s blood gushing out all over, its horrible. The chief is appalled, and screams, "What are you doing???"
The New Yorker looks at the chief and says, "So much for your canoe, asshole!!!"
The Frenchman says, "I take ze poison." The chief gives him some poison, the Frenchman says, "Vive la France!" and drinks it down.
The Englishman says, "A pistol for me, please." The chief gives him a pistol, he points it at his head and says, "God save the Queen!" and blows his brains out.
The New Yorker says, "Gimme a fork." The chief is puzzled, but he shrugs his head and gives him a fork. The New Yorker takes the fork and starts stabbing himself all over....the stomach, the sides, the chest, everywhere. There`s blood gushing out all over, its horrible. The chief is appalled, and screams, "What are you doing???"
The New Yorker looks at the chief and says, "So much for your canoe, asshole!!!"
