Once upon a time, three vampires met at some place in the night. Apparently, each one of them was boasting about their vampiric abilities to one another.
Count Dracula said, "Look at that mansion over there! I can finish all of its inhabitants within 10 minutes!"
And so he flew to the mansion, and 9 minutes later, he came back with his mouth filled with blood, looking satisfied with himself.
Barnabas Collins then said, "Bah! Look at that village over there! Give me 5 minutes!"
He flew to the village, returned at the next 5 minutes, with his mouth filled with dripping red blood.
The Vampire Lestat then yelled, "Pffft! Look at the TOWN over there! Give me 3 minutes!"
He flew to the direction of the town, and one minute later, he returned with his mouth filled with blood.
Dracula and Barnabas stared at him with amazement, then immediately asked, "How come you have such speed, friend?"
Lestat pointed at a direction, then asked them, "Do you see a building over there?"
"Yes!" answered Dracula and Barnabas
"Well I DON'T!!!"
Count Dracula said, "Look at that mansion over there! I can finish all of its inhabitants within 10 minutes!"
And so he flew to the mansion, and 9 minutes later, he came back with his mouth filled with blood, looking satisfied with himself.
Barnabas Collins then said, "Bah! Look at that village over there! Give me 5 minutes!"
He flew to the village, returned at the next 5 minutes, with his mouth filled with dripping red blood.
The Vampire Lestat then yelled, "Pffft! Look at the TOWN over there! Give me 3 minutes!"
He flew to the direction of the town, and one minute later, he returned with his mouth filled with blood.
Dracula and Barnabas stared at him with amazement, then immediately asked, "How come you have such speed, friend?"
Lestat pointed at a direction, then asked them, "Do you see a building over there?"
"Yes!" answered Dracula and Barnabas
"Well I DON'T!!!"
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