🙄 As I was coming back from one of my site visits, I notice a police woman driving in front of me, as she turn I notice that she was blonde and about 30’s she had a frown on her face as she turned and parked. I drove pass her, I wonder to myself, how ticklish she was and man I would love to tickle a female officer.
As I drove a couple more blocks I notice she was behind me, which I didn’t care I was 5 miles under the speed limit and driving the company’s pickup. I have to be honest I did get a little upset being a black man in StL, and the Po Po’s are behind me. But, as I was driving I was wonder what if I stop my truck jump out grab her place her in back of her car, handcuff her hands to the roof of the car to expose her pits, and use plastic tie downs to restrain her ankles to the arm rest between the front seats.
Drive her in the middle of the cemetery (it was a private one no one was around), and go to town for the next 8 hours. I wonder what they would charge me with tickling an officer of the law, and how many years I would get, but I think it would be worth it.

As I drove a couple more blocks I notice she was behind me, which I didn’t care I was 5 miles under the speed limit and driving the company’s pickup. I have to be honest I did get a little upset being a black man in StL, and the Po Po’s are behind me. But, as I was driving I was wonder what if I stop my truck jump out grab her place her in back of her car, handcuff her hands to the roof of the car to expose her pits, and use plastic tie downs to restrain her ankles to the arm rest between the front seats.
Drive her in the middle of the cemetery (it was a private one no one was around), and go to town for the next 8 hours. I wonder what they would charge me with tickling an officer of the law, and how many years I would get, but I think it would be worth it.






