Tickling FML

[Tidas]

It would seem to me that Babbles was an apropos choice for a handle....

Also, lighten up Francis. It really is not that big of a deal. It's called Shadenfreude by the Germans, I trust you can google it.

 

[Knot Amewzed]

That's a good way to not let her ever tickle you again.

Unless you handcuff her to the bed again.

 

[Taye]

ViperGTS nailed it!

All FML is really for is for people who see the humor in lifes little absurdities..

On a related note..

Best FML Quote Ever!

 

[GEORGIATKLER]

oh the humanity!!! no clip????????????????????????????

Well, Ginsu my gonads!! You mean to tell me that wacko guy actually.....uncuffed her??? To promote world peace( not pees), internet harmony and integrity, I will be selling my combination safeword/rubber sheet set for the unbelievably low price of..... oh just send me a hot tip on Nigerian billions trapped for want of an American bank account or a guaranteed way to lengthen and strengthen my....attention span.... yeah that's it.... and I only want a 3 hour 59 minute "uptick" if ya know what I mean.

 

[ChicagoDavid]

No, Viper didn't nail it. Rather, Tidas did:

". . . lighten up Francis."

I was reading the post, all excited to post that quote, and darn, Tidas, you beat me to it! But you should have added the author of the quote for those too young to have seen Stripes: Sargent Hulka.

 

[TheTickleMonster]

well... I was going to post something on this forum, but everytime I thought I had something to say I read a post which said it.. um... so FML! Gah.

I thought the quote was funny, but as someone pointed out, how could he not know she was ticklish? If she left him hand cuff her they should have been together long enough for him to know she was ticklish.. a little poke her, make her jump, yadda yadda.

Unless, he was looking online and accidentally stumbled apon a fetish site which saw people hand cuffed and tickled and never thought about tickling her.. and didn't think about just finding out if she's ticklish before she hand cuffed her since they had them hand cuffed on the site and then tickled.. i dunno, it's possible...

and like people said, you weren't there Babbles.. for all we know she could have forgiven him, maybe hit him a few times or whatever. She didn't say she broke up with her boyfriend... Since you're assuming things, I'm going to assume things that aren't there and say she forgave him and they're still together and everything is okay in their lives and he tickles her, just not with her being handcuffed...

FML is supposed to be funny.. even though I usually don't find them funny.. but that's what the site is for. And I'm sure she knew about the site before posting them, you don't just post something like that to a site without konwing about it.. and she's probably read the FML stories and found them funny, and so she thought her thing might be right for it. so yeah..

 

[conan2995]

Though FML is supposed to be a humorous site, I do have to admit that many of their posts can be downright depressing. Lot of people just walking all over other people with little remorse.

 

[ChicagoDavid]

Yes, I should add that although Babbles comments are a huge over-reaction, if we take the story at face value and don't assume that there are other relevant facts being left out, the guy acted like a jerk. Not enough of a jerk for me to be worrying about, unlike others who bomb innocents, cost others their jobs through their greed, etc. And apparently not bad enough for the poster to refer to him as an "ex-boyfriend" rather than a "boyfriend." But still, not cool.

Hey, mods, shouldn't we pull the plug on this one?

 

[Tidas]

Hey, mods, shouldn't we pull the plug on this one?

Idk, this has been a blast to read! Oh, and thanks for the nod on the Stripes quote! 🙂

 

[CuteJill143]

I LOL'ed.

FMLs are supposed to be funny. They're posted with the intention of bringing joy. So how about everyone relax and feel joy-some, kthx.

Thank you. It belongs here not in silly stuff because these are TICKLING related FML stories, yes. 🙂

 

[BMoreTklr]

SMH, wondering if this dude was really a ler or if he knew he could get to that point. Perhaps he likes golden showers or something