Just a funny story I wanted to share from a couple of weeks ago.
During a day of aggressive day drinking I ran into a friend(we'll call her Beth). Cute girl with a beautiful body who is a mutual friend with some of my best friends. Anyway we have a couple of drinks and go back and forth chatting alone and mingling with other friends. About two hours into it while our faces were very close we kissed. I immediately suggest we leave the bar and head to my place to watch "The Walking Dead" episodes I missed while I was deployed. Not before we grab some Italian food on the way home.
We get to my place and maybe have a bite of Italian food before we ended up in my bedroom. No "Walking Dead" was watched that night (I'm still behind). As we're hooking up I decided to grab my iPad and open it(no clue why). And of course the last thing I was viewing pops up.....a highly arched foot
She knew about my foot fetish but here it is in plain sight on our first hookup. I don't even think any of my ex's have known for sure that I look at random feet pics online...and here I was caught in the act. Her reaction: a huff and a puff and a ughhhhh accompanied by her rolling her eyes. Funny how if this had happened 12 years ago I would have run and hid...this time I just continued what I was doing.
I then mention that I have restraints under my bed. Basically every time I mention this to a woman in my bedroom she always agrees to getting tied up and this time was no different. What WAS different however was that she want ticklish. Not at all. So I untied her and told her to reach for luge and a condom in my sex drawer next to my bed. Usually that happens simply enough...but I forgot that I had all sorts of tickling tools in there too. So she pulls out the condom and lube, but also pulls out feathers, flosser and her favorite....the electric toothbrush.
She cracked jokes..."what are you going to do? Tie me up and give me a dental exam???"
I would love to finish this story with an ending where I ravaged her and left her to walk home with a slight limp....but alas...the whiskey got the best of me and it was not meant to be.
But I think she's still game for a round 2....just been too busy to organize one. So that ladies and gents is what happens when a smart ass vanilla finds your tickling drawer on your first hook up.
During a day of aggressive day drinking I ran into a friend(we'll call her Beth). Cute girl with a beautiful body who is a mutual friend with some of my best friends. Anyway we have a couple of drinks and go back and forth chatting alone and mingling with other friends. About two hours into it while our faces were very close we kissed. I immediately suggest we leave the bar and head to my place to watch "The Walking Dead" episodes I missed while I was deployed. Not before we grab some Italian food on the way home.
We get to my place and maybe have a bite of Italian food before we ended up in my bedroom. No "Walking Dead" was watched that night (I'm still behind). As we're hooking up I decided to grab my iPad and open it(no clue why). And of course the last thing I was viewing pops up.....a highly arched foot
She knew about my foot fetish but here it is in plain sight on our first hookup. I don't even think any of my ex's have known for sure that I look at random feet pics online...and here I was caught in the act. Her reaction: a huff and a puff and a ughhhhh accompanied by her rolling her eyes. Funny how if this had happened 12 years ago I would have run and hid...this time I just continued what I was doing. I then mention that I have restraints under my bed. Basically every time I mention this to a woman in my bedroom she always agrees to getting tied up and this time was no different. What WAS different however was that she want ticklish. Not at all. So I untied her and told her to reach for luge and a condom in my sex drawer next to my bed. Usually that happens simply enough...but I forgot that I had all sorts of tickling tools in there too. So she pulls out the condom and lube, but also pulls out feathers, flosser and her favorite....the electric toothbrush.
She cracked jokes..."what are you going to do? Tie me up and give me a dental exam???"
I would love to finish this story with an ending where I ravaged her and left her to walk home with a slight limp....but alas...the whiskey got the best of me and it was not meant to be.
But I think she's still game for a round 2....just been too busy to organize one. So that ladies and gents is what happens when a smart ass vanilla finds your tickling drawer on your first hook up.
