ticklingnemesis....A question...

[venray]

Pssst.....How many D's are there in Indiana???

 

[kered]

OK, ok, Ray. You win!

*Email or pm me Nemisis for the whole story*

 

[isabeau]

i know i know....thirty two? hehe...and i can chew gum as i hum along to that tune, so there...and twist a lock of hair thru my fingers..hmm

 

[goddess_nemesis]

Pssst.....How many D's are there in Indiana???

Huh? What? 😕 😕 😕

 

[Mastertank1]

I think they're referring to a song called 'Indiana'.

Huh? What? 😕 😕 😕

Just tiptoe past the room; when they get like this it's best not to disturb them (any more than they already are). 😉

 

[venray]

OK OK....here's the joke, but the punch line is to the theme from Indiana Jones......

Originally the email allows you to click and hear it, but it couldnt be posted like that....LOL




A blonde, a brunette & a redhead show up for the same job interview. The brunette is the first one to go in & after filling out the forms & going through the questions, the interviewer decides to ask her a last question, "How many D's are there in ‘INDIANA JONES’?"

The brunette thinks for a second & responds, "One."

The interviewer sends her back with a promise that he'll get back to her after he had interviewed the remaining candidates.

The redhead is next. The process goes about the same & at the end, "How many D's are there in ‘INDIANA JONES’?"

She immediately says, "One"

The interviewer says, "OK, we'll let you know."

Then the blonde comes into the room, goes through the questions & finally gets asked, "How many D's are there in ‘INDIANA JONES’?"

She gets a very serious look on her face & starts counting her fingers, muttering, "2, 4, 6… hmmm – wait… 2, 4, 6… Can I borrow your calculator please?"

After going through 15 minutes of intense calculating, she finally comes up with the answer, "Thirty two!"

The interviewer is stunned & asks her, "OK, now tell me, how the hell did you arrive at this answer?"


This is what she said......






Da da da daaaa da da daaa da da da daaaa da da da da da......

 

[goddess_nemesis]

Just tiptoe past the room; when they get like this it's best not to disturb them (any more than they already are). 😉

Something must happen when a person becomes an old fart.

"I'm the baby, gotta love me!" 😛

 

[venray]

It is all Kered's fault....PM him and he will explain how you got dragged into this....


ROFLMAO!

 

[goddess_nemesis]

OK OK....here's the joke, but the punch line is to the theme from Indiana Jones......

Originally the email allows you to click and hear it, but it couldnt be posted like that....LOL




A blonde, a brunette & a redhead show up for the same job interview. The brunette is the first one to go in & after filling out the forms & going through the questions, the interviewer decides to ask her a last question, "How many D's are there in ‘INDIANA JONES’?"

The brunette thinks for a second & responds, "One."

The interviewer sends her back with a promise that he'll get back to her after he had interviewed the remaining candidates.

The redhead is next. The process goes about the same & at the end, "How many D's are there in ‘INDIANA JONES’?"

She immediately says, "One"

The interviewer says, "OK, we'll let you know."

Then the blonde comes into the room, goes through the questions & finally gets asked, "How many D's are there in ‘INDIANA JONES’?"

She gets a very serious look on her face & starts counting her fingers, muttering, "2, 4, 6… hmmm – wait… 2, 4, 6… Can I borrow your calculator please?"

After going through 15 minutes of intense calculating, she finally comes up with the answer, "Thirty two!"

The interviewer is stunned & asks her, "OK, now tell me, how the hell did you arrive at this answer?"


This is what she said......






Da da da daaaa da da daaa da da da daaaa da da da da da......

Ah, okay.
Never seen the movie.
You're talking to a person who was born in 1986.
The one time I hate being so young. 😛

 

[goddess_nemesis]

It is all Kered's fault....PM him and he will explain how you got dragged into this....


ROFLMAO!

I've PMed him. Now I just gotta wait for the little meanie to come online. 😡 😀

 

[kered]

I sent the whole ugly story to you ten minutes ago. Ray and I will drink a toast to you in Philly just to make it up to you.

And I'm not that little!

 

[goddess_nemesis]

Man, I miss a lot when I'm away for a couple days. 😀

Kered, I suggest when you get up, drink coffee before you do anything. It might help avoid another embarrassing situation.

LMAO! I can't believe you thought it was me! You're not gonna live that one down. 😛

 

[venray]

No... He isn't......

 

[kered]

Thanks, Ray, ol' buddy. I can't wait to talk to you about this in Philly.

 

[isabeau]

i know i know....thirty two? hehe...and i can chew gum as i hum along to that tune, so there...and twist a lock of hair thru my fingers..hmm

this is the right answer...i'm so damn smart i slay myself at times..

 

[Mistress Aura]

Just tiptoe past the room; when they get like this it's best not to disturb them (any more than they already are). 😉

Mistress Aura

 

[Mastertank1]

Please use proper nomenclature;

Something must happen when a person becomes an old fart.

"I'm the baby, gotta love me!" 😛

I was an old fart decades ago. I am now an ANCIENT fart.
I'm sure Maniac can explain the difference. He is our resident expert on all things of or related to farts. 😎