Hiryu
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As some of you know, I took a trip to the ER a few days ago because of a kidney stone attack. I had a follow up apointment with a urologist -guess that's how it's spelled- this afternoon and after a bit of talking he had me go sit in a waiting room. After 10 minutes or so some lady in her mid to late 40s (not hot and sexy. Just some old lady) came along to take my X-Rays. She had something in her hand and I got a little nervous and said "You're not gonna stick anything in me are you?" To which she replied "No. I just need you to lay down on this table.) So, I got on the table which I felt was a little too small as my big ol' feet hung over the edge and I had to struggle to keep my sandals from falling off. Soon came the part where they start messing around with your hips to determine where exactly to position the camera. She started touching my left hip and I about jumped off of the table with a "GGHH-HEEE!" Once I'd settled back down, she told me to move to the right a little and tried to help by grabbing each side of my hips to which I replied "HA HA HA HA HA!!" while straining to stay still. She got cracked up and said something about "I think you're enjoying this a little too much." to which I, still giggling replied "No-ho-ho-ho!" She then poked me in the left side, saying "Tickle tickle" and I said "Plea-hea-hease do-ho-hon't!" So she had me grab my hip with my own hand to make the bone visible to see where to set the camera lens. For the next 5 minutes I had this funny smile on my face that wouldn't go away and I genuinly felt happy like someone who had just seen a really good comedy but, there was no arousal which is kind of strange for me. :weird: :happy:
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