njjen3953
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Dear Tide laundry detergent people:
I'm writing to say what an excellent product you have.
I've used it since the beginning of married life, when my Mom told me
it was the best.
In fact, about a month ago, while at my mother-in-law's house, I
spilled some red wine on my new white blouse. She started to berate
me about my drinking problem. One thing lead to another and I ended
up with a lot of her blood on my white blouse, as well. I tried to
get the stain out using her bargain detergent, but it just wouldn't
come out. On my way home, I stopped and got a bottle of liquid Tide
with bleach alternative, and all of the stains came out! They came
out so well, in fact, that the DNA tests were negative!
I thank you, once again, for a great product.
Well, gotta go, now I have to write a letter to the Hefty bag people.
I'm writing to say what an excellent product you have.
I've used it since the beginning of married life, when my Mom told me
it was the best.
In fact, about a month ago, while at my mother-in-law's house, I
spilled some red wine on my new white blouse. She started to berate
me about my drinking problem. One thing lead to another and I ended
up with a lot of her blood on my white blouse, as well. I tried to
get the stain out using her bargain detergent, but it just wouldn't
come out. On my way home, I stopped and got a bottle of liquid Tide
with bleach alternative, and all of the stains came out! They came
out so well, in fact, that the DNA tests were negative!
I thank you, once again, for a great product.
Well, gotta go, now I have to write a letter to the Hefty bag people.
