Tight Skirt, Bus Stop?

[Feathery]

One day, at a bus stop there was a girl who was wearing a skintight
miniskirt. When the bus arrived and it was her
turn to get on, she realized that her skirt was so tight she couldn't get
her foot high enough to reach to step.
Thinking it would give her enough slack to raise her leg, she reached back
and unzipped her skirt a little. She still
could not reach the step. Embarrassed, she reached back once again to unzip
it a little more. Still, she couldn't reach
the step.

So, with her skirt zipper halfway down, she reached back and unzipped her
skirt all the way. Thinking that she could
get on the step now, she lifted up her leg only to realize that she still
couldn't reach the step.

So, seeing how embarrassed the girl was, the man standing behind her put
his hands around her waist and lifted her
up on to the first step of the bus. The girl turned around furiously and
said, "How dare you touch my body that way,
I don't even know you!"

Shocked, the man says, "Well, ma'am, after you reached around and unzipped
my fly three times, I kinda figured that
we were friends.

 

[milagros317]

LMAO 😛
Very funny. 😀

 

[FeatherHeart22]

Lol !!! 😀

 

[AffectionateDan]

Yeah, she sounds like a blonde to me! 😉

 

[goddess_nemesis]

LOL! that's a classic!