Timewarp
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Hello once more to the angry world of Timewarp.
So this time i'll be chipping at another topic which I call the the Quirk. So what is the Quirk? What is this Quirk you ask? Is it some sort of new creature recently discovered, or another one of those cell phone spinoffs of the IPhone or some new coffee chain? Well...no. I define Quirks as, "Any trait of a particular person or shard among a large populous that serves no further purpose than to piss me off".
Now when I mean Quirks i'm not refereing to sterotypes like race or sex. Cause not all people have the capability to perform the same quirk if at all. However there are some Quirks that are easily mimmiced and catch on subconciously. But anyway onto my list-o-piss.
1. Forgetfullness: We're all capable of forgeting. And the cause can range from lack of attention to brain clots. But it's not general forgetfullness i'm talking about. I'm talking about what I call 2 min awareness. For instance...you could be at a drive thru. You order your food and about 3-5 mins later you get your food. Of course I always check before leaving, as long as i'm just getting for myself. However if I have to get something for more than one person or multiple items, this annoying Quirk comes into play. The 2 min awareness is to me the ability to remember every order you get from other people for the max of 2 mins. But once you go past that time frame, you start to forget what you where getting. Of course people get mad cause you forget, but then again if you spend more than 10 mins on the road or go more than 5 miles from your original spot could you blame me if I forgot you wanted potato not clamchowder soup?
2. Vauge: "Hey...can you get that for me"? How many times have we heard that? Followed by, "Over there. No over there. I'm looking at it. It's over there. What are you doing? No!. Oh forget it, i'll get". This is really annoying to me. How hard is it for people to be specific? Maybe a relitive location could help. Next to a bucket. Near the sink. Under the shelf to the left. You know...anything like that is a big help. Makes me wonder why people get annoyed when you can't find that thing they sent ya to get. "Why didn't you look here?". "Well that i'm looking at it statement didn't help the fact I couldn't jack your f***en eyes to see your POV".
3. Proper Etiquite: Anyone remember the phrase, "Have a good day"? What happened to that phrase? I so missed it now that it has been replace with something worse. "Have a good one". WHAT THE HELL KIND OF PHRASE IS THAT?!! What kinda back-water retard started this craze and walked acrossed the world to spred this message? It drives me insane for two reasons. One, it's basically an unfinished thought. Have a good one. A good what? A good day? A good Sandwich? A good death? A good F***? Proof human intelligence is hitting the crapper head first. And second, it's being used everywhere and I mean F***en EVERYWHERE! At schools, at resturants, at church, at offices, at buisnesses...I mean damn. It's like a damn cancer and it's spreading stupidity at an expendential rate.
4. The Loud Labido: Is it just me or is everyone becoming an outspoken slut? All you hear now is, "Enlarge you breasts, your penis, badonkadonk, lady humps, smilling bob". I love how some people seem to talk about how they would bang some chick or celeberty the same way I would like to inject Liquid Nitrogen directly into my eyeballs. Now don't get me wrong...I'm not one of those strict moral people or something, but even I grow sick of people who talk about their damn sex organs every f***en day. There's more to life then ending up on a Jerry Springer Show special.
5. DoucheBag Syndrom: This Quirk is quite common among younger generations, especially those who play video games. These are people who's sole purpose is to make every other person as miserable as possible. They take every mistake you make and turn it into a crime against humanity. Some examples, "You forgot my drink, asshole". "You got killed by such-as-such- mob? What a douchebag". "You're such a newb, you don't know anything". "I totally pwned you by having such-and-such thing". "You listen to (insert name)? You're an (Emo, pussy, bitch, whitey, etc)"...etc
6. Unfaultered denial: Anyone with this quirk inherently believes they are right no matter what is presented to them that disproves otherwise. I don't mean faith or anything but usually this implies when a person uses this quirl to belittle you in order to satisfy their own ego. "I wrote a list for you, why did you forget it?" "Because you crossed it off". "No I didn't". "Yes you did, there's a line right through the damn word". "That doesn't mean I didn't want it." Then why did you cross it off". "I thought you'd still get it". "That doesn't make sense". "i don't care, you were suppose to get it".
7. Nightmare scenario syndrome: This Quirk applies to all Doomsayers, pestimist, and people with a grim outlook for the future. In basic terms...we're all doomed but repeated 1,000,000 times incase you forgot for the rest of your life.
8. "If you can't say anything nice, hurt someone who does" agressiveness: This Quirk applies to people who are PC and shun anyone who are more honest about their current surrondings or scenario. Inetvertiably...they will say some nasty stuff to those who do so, brakeing their PC code of conduct. regaurdless if their view is right or wrong.
9. "Buisness is my buisness" disorder: People with this Quirk tend to interfer with others, especially if it is unwanted. Generally these people act as over bearing gaurdians but with a skewed view on the situation. Which can either actually be helpful or in the majority make problems even worse.
10. Company Loyalty Disorder: People of this category have an almost fanatical devotion to any particular company, brand-name, or person. This usually includes anything to do with technology, games, movies, shows, food, books, etc. People are so devoted to these objects that they reject everything else to the point of unmitigated destruction of everything else.
Well that's all the Quirks I care to explain. I could go on but...
Your commits go below my thread. Cause I said so...at least until they make side-way forums.
(Note: I'm aware that my thread is mistitled...or is it? hmmm....) 🙂
So this time i'll be chipping at another topic which I call the the Quirk. So what is the Quirk? What is this Quirk you ask? Is it some sort of new creature recently discovered, or another one of those cell phone spinoffs of the IPhone or some new coffee chain? Well...no. I define Quirks as, "Any trait of a particular person or shard among a large populous that serves no further purpose than to piss me off".
Now when I mean Quirks i'm not refereing to sterotypes like race or sex. Cause not all people have the capability to perform the same quirk if at all. However there are some Quirks that are easily mimmiced and catch on subconciously. But anyway onto my list-o-piss.
1. Forgetfullness: We're all capable of forgeting. And the cause can range from lack of attention to brain clots. But it's not general forgetfullness i'm talking about. I'm talking about what I call 2 min awareness. For instance...you could be at a drive thru. You order your food and about 3-5 mins later you get your food. Of course I always check before leaving, as long as i'm just getting for myself. However if I have to get something for more than one person or multiple items, this annoying Quirk comes into play. The 2 min awareness is to me the ability to remember every order you get from other people for the max of 2 mins. But once you go past that time frame, you start to forget what you where getting. Of course people get mad cause you forget, but then again if you spend more than 10 mins on the road or go more than 5 miles from your original spot could you blame me if I forgot you wanted potato not clamchowder soup?
2. Vauge: "Hey...can you get that for me"? How many times have we heard that? Followed by, "Over there. No over there. I'm looking at it. It's over there. What are you doing? No!. Oh forget it, i'll get". This is really annoying to me. How hard is it for people to be specific? Maybe a relitive location could help. Next to a bucket. Near the sink. Under the shelf to the left. You know...anything like that is a big help. Makes me wonder why people get annoyed when you can't find that thing they sent ya to get. "Why didn't you look here?". "Well that i'm looking at it statement didn't help the fact I couldn't jack your f***en eyes to see your POV".
3. Proper Etiquite: Anyone remember the phrase, "Have a good day"? What happened to that phrase? I so missed it now that it has been replace with something worse. "Have a good one". WHAT THE HELL KIND OF PHRASE IS THAT?!! What kinda back-water retard started this craze and walked acrossed the world to spred this message? It drives me insane for two reasons. One, it's basically an unfinished thought. Have a good one. A good what? A good day? A good Sandwich? A good death? A good F***? Proof human intelligence is hitting the crapper head first. And second, it's being used everywhere and I mean F***en EVERYWHERE! At schools, at resturants, at church, at offices, at buisnesses...I mean damn. It's like a damn cancer and it's spreading stupidity at an expendential rate.
4. The Loud Labido: Is it just me or is everyone becoming an outspoken slut? All you hear now is, "Enlarge you breasts, your penis, badonkadonk, lady humps, smilling bob". I love how some people seem to talk about how they would bang some chick or celeberty the same way I would like to inject Liquid Nitrogen directly into my eyeballs. Now don't get me wrong...I'm not one of those strict moral people or something, but even I grow sick of people who talk about their damn sex organs every f***en day. There's more to life then ending up on a Jerry Springer Show special.
5. DoucheBag Syndrom: This Quirk is quite common among younger generations, especially those who play video games. These are people who's sole purpose is to make every other person as miserable as possible. They take every mistake you make and turn it into a crime against humanity. Some examples, "You forgot my drink, asshole". "You got killed by such-as-such- mob? What a douchebag". "You're such a newb, you don't know anything". "I totally pwned you by having such-and-such thing". "You listen to (insert name)? You're an (Emo, pussy, bitch, whitey, etc)"...etc
6. Unfaultered denial: Anyone with this quirk inherently believes they are right no matter what is presented to them that disproves otherwise. I don't mean faith or anything but usually this implies when a person uses this quirl to belittle you in order to satisfy their own ego. "I wrote a list for you, why did you forget it?" "Because you crossed it off". "No I didn't". "Yes you did, there's a line right through the damn word". "That doesn't mean I didn't want it." Then why did you cross it off". "I thought you'd still get it". "That doesn't make sense". "i don't care, you were suppose to get it".
7. Nightmare scenario syndrome: This Quirk applies to all Doomsayers, pestimist, and people with a grim outlook for the future. In basic terms...we're all doomed but repeated 1,000,000 times incase you forgot for the rest of your life.
8. "If you can't say anything nice, hurt someone who does" agressiveness: This Quirk applies to people who are PC and shun anyone who are more honest about their current surrondings or scenario. Inetvertiably...they will say some nasty stuff to those who do so, brakeing their PC code of conduct. regaurdless if their view is right or wrong.
9. "Buisness is my buisness" disorder: People with this Quirk tend to interfer with others, especially if it is unwanted. Generally these people act as over bearing gaurdians but with a skewed view on the situation. Which can either actually be helpful or in the majority make problems even worse.
10. Company Loyalty Disorder: People of this category have an almost fanatical devotion to any particular company, brand-name, or person. This usually includes anything to do with technology, games, movies, shows, food, books, etc. People are so devoted to these objects that they reject everything else to the point of unmitigated destruction of everything else.
Well that's all the Quirks I care to explain. I could go on but...
Your commits go below my thread. Cause I said so...at least until they make side-way forums.
(Note: I'm aware that my thread is mistitled...or is it? hmmm....) 🙂
