Timewarp's Rant Series: 19 Feminist

[Timewarp]

(Warning: Under no circumstances is this this in anyway a view on women in a sexist or discriminating light. It is more of an observation and a Satire. Anyone who thinks otherwise has already attained a skewed view of the world.)

So i've been thinking for the last couple of days...have women have any respect for men as men do for women? I can safely conclude: No!

I'm all for privacy, freedom, equalness and all that jazz...but I feel that women in the last few decades have become less than trustworthy in their views and how abruptly the world has tried to adjust.

For example, if a women were to hit a man it is okay. But if a man were to hit a women, it's wrong. I find this quite unnerving that the equality in that situation is not equal at all. What makes hitting a man less evil than a women? Men are not evil and women are not either but feminist push this issue because they have nothing better to do.

Feminist contend that they are still fighting for equal rights but in the last couple of years alone we've given them all kinds of equality in work, military, education, etc. So why do still exist? Quite simply, they are greedy. Women don't want equality, they want privilege without the packaged burdens.

For example if a women was to act lewd anywhere, no man would ever complain. Why? Because any other time, women suppress men who encourage lewd behavior. Well why can't men do the same thing? If I can't morally go to a strip club, (Heaven forbid) why shouldn't it be morally wrong for women to go to a chippendales club? I mean if we were truly equal, no gender would have a greater opinion of what is acceptable and not. Again it's the greed of other women who are possibly jealous of more opened women and in turn take it out of men who actually get thrown a bone once in a while.

Just at work today, a female coworker was complaining she couldn't go home early because she was doing nothing. And I was just thinking, "Well then you're being payed to do nothing, isn't that enough?". All she did was bitched that she had to stay to do her job. Well i'm confused. Women say they want the equal ability to work like men but here's a clear example of a women trying to use privilege without the burdens. I mean I may have nothing to do at work sometimes but I don't think about leaving. Again i'm making money for doing little to nothing. And there will be something to do soon, work never ends.

I don't like how women use "equality" just as an excuse for "privilege". I mean women have it so much better than 100s of years ago and yet it's not enough. Men's work and duties hasn't changed at all since forever. Where's my harassment lawsuit? Where's my Male's Sensitivity camp? Where's my Parental or Maternal leave? It takes 2 to make 1 you know. How come I don't get to have half of her things if things don't work out. I want my share of the spoils too.

Again women too me just seem so greedy. And men try so hard to please them. We do almost anything they want and they don't even throw us a bone. Hell we get spit in our face just for doing nothing or everything. Sometimes if i'm asked by one of my female coworkers for an opinion on something and I give my answer instead of what they want to hear, I get barked at. Come on ladies, if I can be honest why can't you?

I just treat everybody the same no matter. You want respect? ok. You want something special? fine. But you're not getting both.

(By the way had some comedic jokes on sex for this subject...but i'm to shy to ever post something like that. All i'll say is this, Women "Rub my shoulders". Man, "Rub my ****". )

Alright you can post commits, but if you start bashing anyone in particular...well why does it matter i'm not a mod. So mods...you can clean up the rift raft. Alright...i'm done.

 

[Wade1]

Yoiur observational satire is an entertaining read. But there's one place that doesn't seem to have any evidentiary support:

For example, if a women were to hit a man it is okay. But if a man were to hit a women, it's wrong. I find this quite unnerving that the equality in that situation is not equal at all. What makes hitting a man less evil than a women? Men are not evil and women are not either but feminist push this issue because they have nothing better to do.

The discrepancy between men hitting women and women hitting men isn't a recent (e.g., feminist) phenomenon; women have been allowed to slap men in the face in stage melodramas and old movies for decades and decades and it hasn't carried the weight of a man striking a woman. Indeed, I'd argue that the double standard is itself a sexist relic: it's okay for women to hit men, because women are powerless and inconsequential. I suspect any feminist would actually insist that it's not okay for women to hit men.

Beyond that, I totally feel for you, my worthy ranting dude friend, 'cause you're totally hanging around all the wrong women...!

 

[quiet belly guy]

*nods head*
that was a good read, dude.
well done, indeed